This Amazing Couture Gown Features Ejaculative Embroidery
Yes, there’s a diamante penis. In other words, quite possibly NSFW depending on how intently other people are looking at your computer.
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Pick Jennifer Lopez’s Next Wacky Red Carpet Look
Her favorite designer Zuhair Murad just presented his new “couture” collection. Which of the outfits should she wear next?
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See How A Couture Gown Is Made Entirely By Hand
For a piece of clothing to be haute couture it must be certified by an group of fancy French people, and made entirely by hand. It’s basically crafting on crack.
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17 Fashion Rules From The Couture Shows
The world’s most expensive, finest clothes just walked the runways in Paris. Here’s all you need to know about the fashion world’s latest trends.
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Cleavage Is Out, Breastbones Are In
Hey, fashion designers? Our boobs aren’t going to work in these dresses.
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19 New Rules For Women’s Fashion
The twice yearly couture runway shows in Paris comprise the fanciest, most expensive, best-made clothes in the world. To qualify as couture, pieces must be handmade and certified couture by an overseeing body in France. These clothes — which commonly come with five-figure price tags — represent the pinnacle of fashion. Let’s see what we can learn from the latest collections.
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Childhood Perler Beads Get A High Fashion Makeover
This is completely cool but I’m not sure how practical. Remember when you used to make deformed animals with wax paper and mom’s iron? Sabine Ducasse does.
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Candy Bikini Is Not Haute Couture
Las Vegas-based fashion designer Malina Sharoni calls her edible candy bikini wear “haute couture.” Uh, no.
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The 53 Most Ridiculous Outfits From Paris Fashion Week
Excuse me…I mean “The 53 Most Ridiculous Outfits From Paris Couture Week.” Pardonnez-moi.
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Cereal Couture
Conceived, styled and produced by Tricia (The Glam Foodie), these bougie boxes were inspired by her love of fashion, style and amazing food. View List ›
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Why You Don’t Let Pedobear Edit Magazines
Entitled Cadeaux, this article in the Dec-Jan issue of Vogue Paris is a perfect example of how you DON’T want to showcase kids in a fashion magazine. If you must do a kids x couture shoot, this is how you do it. (Via TrendLand who seem to think it’s “adorable.”) View List ›
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Haute Couture Tortoise
Not only is this tortoise wearing a stylish quilted Winnie the Pooh shell cozy, but he appears to match his owner’s purse. It’s always good to coordinate these things. Watch Video ›
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Lady GaGa’s Muppet Dress
GaGa traded the leotard for Animal print. Literally. Sadly, she still looks like Miss Piggy from the neck up. View Image ›
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Disney Wear
Disney is now selling a new lineup of hip wear from purses and shoes to trucker hats and graphic tees. Tired of selling mouse ears and tutus to kids that don’t know any better, Disney is hoping to unleash the inner child in hipsters around the world. Read More ›
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Balloon Couture
A new trend among fashion designers is making dresses with twisted inflatable balloons. I think Maison Martin Margiela and the other inflatable balloon designers may be getting a little too presumptuous. I’m pretty sure they could teach you how to make a balloon dress in clown school. Read More ›
