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School Board Vetoes Cougar Mascot, Calls It Offensive To Women
Culture Buzz THIS IS A REAL STORY. Seriously. (via mediaite.com)
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Video: The Situation Got Fired Over A Blow Job From A Cougar, Says His Dad
After totally unloading on his son in an interview with TMZ, The Situation's dad claims that the Jersey Shore star once got fired from a job for receiving a BJ from a 40-year-old co-worker and then claimed sexual harassment. Nothing but class on all fronts here.
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Image: Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri
Lindsay Lohan's new 32-year-old girlfriend is a celebrity photographer and Bravo reality TV star of “Double Exposure.” Together, they talk about art, existentialism, and probably like, shopping and stuff.
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Image: Let Out Your Inner Cougar
A Dallas area school has this encouraging message for their elementary school students. That's right girls (or I guess guy cougars with 6-packs), when battling your inner cougar, its always against the balding guy with love handles.
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Essential Cougar Terminology
Going on a cougar cruise anytime soon? Here's a list of words you need to know.
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Video: Cougar Makes Video Tribute To 17-Year-Old Taylor Lautner
Not that Taylor Lautner isn't supremely attractive (homosaywhat?), but nothing reveals the mark of a Sexy Mom using YouTube quite like reading “Is he legal yet???” scrawled across a teenager's abs. We can see the porn title already: Vampires, Werewolves, and Cougars, Oh My!
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Video: Remember These Boobs? [NSFW]
Remember those infomercials for Curves, the “natural” way for a woman to enhance her “stick of gum” figure? Maybe the volleyball scene will jog your memoryboner.
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Hot Cougar Action At The Cougar Convention [NSFW]
Culture Buzz Since we apparently can't get enough cougar action, Current TV's Ben Hoffman hit the convention to chat up the ladies and (sadly) even more entertaining: the “cougar hunters.”
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Link: First Annual Cougars Convention
http://wallychamp.com/2009/08/national-single-cougars-con...
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Young men looking for a sugar mama, here's your chance to get one. Vice versa for the older hot chicks. Unfortunately, it's not located in Vancougar, but Silicon Valley. It takes place on August 24th, so we'll update this with real photos from the event!!!
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Image: Cougar Reference Manaul
There are a lot of women out there in the world, and many of them are between the ages of 10 and dead. This hand chart gives men a few tips to know what they are dealing with. [Via Madatoms]
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Video: Kathie Lee Sexercises
Remember when Kathie Lee Gifford wasn't a boozy, openly-bigoted, undersexed comic genius, and everyone hated her for pretending to be perfect? This “fitness video” is from that era. If saying our prayers means we'll get a romp in the sack with a “Human Love Machine,” we're going to have to stick with the atheism. Thanks anyway, K'Lee! (via Everything Is Terrible, of course)
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Link: TV’s Hottest Moms
http://newyork.metromix.com/tv/photogallery/tvs-hottest-m...
Cougars galore in this list of TV's hottest moms. While Betty Draper may try, no one can reach the pinnacle of awesomeness that was Peggy Bundy.
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Cougar Town
TV Buzz A new aptly named show about a newly-single hot mom starring Courtney Cox. It’ll be like Sex and the City with EVEN older women. Since it won’t be airing until 2009-2010, let’s hope they don’t spontaneously change the name after everyone makes fun of it.
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Kelly Klein
Celebrity Buzz 28-year-old Sean Avery is now dating Calvin Klein’s 51-year-old ex-wife, Kelly. Sean Avery seems to do everything for attention, whether it’s interning for fashion magazines or dating a “cougar.” He’s kind of like the new Dennis Rodman, but gayer.
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Toyboywarehouse.com
Culture Buzz An online dating service that helps set up older women with younger men. What is up with the name? It sounds like some kind of cryptic overseas import/export company or something.
