We are all blessed by tumblr.
Two words: butt boogaloo.
This is one job Barbie has never had before.
How else would you know how to put the thing in the other thing?
They never guessed that donuts and pepper could be used this way.
If these drinks could talk…
Understanding what a guy is thinking may not be as easy as one may think but maybe you’re just getting your hopes up.
Just more proof that Amy could possibly be a never-aging immortal being!
The Dirty Dozen of porn.
It’s the only thing that can explain her being on the cover of a 1934 issue ofCosmopolitan.
“These are the techniques that send them over the edge.” Yup, sounds about right.
Including 1969’s “My Long Night in a Singles’ Bar” and 1983’s “Mel Gibson, Australia’s Exciting New Star. Veddy Sexy.”
A profile of the magazine is reigniting backlash against it, which is no surprise. But to dismiss Cosmo out of hand is to miss the point.
Cosmo must be written by a group of sixteen year old boys. That’s the only reasonable explanation.
I’m not surprised. Cosmo asked 2,000 of their readers “what would you rather live without for one full week: sex or Facebook?”, and 20% responded that they’d take rather have Facebook than sex. Read the full story here. View Image ›
I posted this as a small Gif a while ago, but here’s the original video version for your viewing pleasure. Watch Video ›
The mission: to pick apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view.
Picking apart Cosmopolitan articles from a satirical, chauvinistic point of view.
Cosmo has compiled 80 sex tips in ‘20 words or less,’ or you know, numbered the last 80 texts from Tiger Woods’ phone.
According to Cosmo, this is the sort of cute little trick that guys love. View Image ›