C’mon — it’s the 21st century already!
If you happen to have a spare million or two.
Mondays aren’t looking half-bad from here.
Having a paycheck sure was fun while it lasted.
You’ll never want to go back inside.
No gizmo gadgetry here. These products are awesome simply because they were designed that way.
Sometimes the most life-changing products never even get made. And it’s a travesty.
How did our parents even raise us without this stuff?
You’ve been holding out on us, world.
Shut up and take my money.