AWESOME - I need !…nom nom lego cookies

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When fruit filling resembles rectal membrane, you know you're done with shortbread cookies 4eva! For the record, that's the first time in almost two years that I've included “rectal membrane” in a Buzzfeed post, so, yeah, you could say I'm a pioneer.

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This is how you get banned from a Sesame Street forum.

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1. Via Digg

Why teach abstinence when you can tell kids to imagine themselves cleaning this up? Call your mom. Now. (via Urlesque )

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Link: http://shouldercookie.com/

A Tumblr blog dedicated to people with a cookie on their shoulder. Damn that out-of-reach cookie and its close proximity to my mouth!

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The Best Links:

1. Shoulder Cookie on Tumblr
2. Shoulder Cookie on Facebook

FOOD BUZZ: Those scamming, freedom-hating Girl Scouts are cutting back on the number of Thin Mint cookies included in each box. Apparently they didn't hear what Obama said about sacrifice on Tuesday. (Do-si-dos, Tagalongs, and the Lemon Chalet Crèmes are getting cut back too, but who cares?)

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The Best Links:

1. Rising Costs Bite Into Girl Scout Cookie Portions
2. You Don’t Have to Pre-order the Cookies This Year

Nothing gets a baby shower going like lil' chocolate chip fetus cookies. They're all warm and gooey in the middle!

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The Best Links:

1. Via the Daily What
2. Video — Fetus Cookies in the Oven
3. Buy Yours Here