The brutal and devastating war in the Congo is fueled in no small part by “conflict minerals,” such as tantalum, tungsten, tin and gold. All of these minerals end up in our fancy gadgets in one way or another. Watch Video ›
Nice touch with the French, Onion News Network. Very authentic. “Now we can go to the garbage dump to rummage for building supplies without worrying about the rebels raping us to death. Now I'm my own boss.” Gotcha Media View Media ›
You may want to return that one-way ticket to the Congo, as sorcerers of black magic have been making penises shrink or - worse - disappear. Having lead to violent outbreaks and lynchings, this bit of odd news isn’t to be taken lightly. However, if someone can simply find a sorcerer whose magic touch will reverse the spell, won’t that make everyone happy? Read More ›
