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Controversy surrounds a mandatory Miss Universe event called “The Condom Olympics.” Here's a video of some of the girls competing in the “blow up the condom until it bursts” event.

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1. New Miss Universe duties: Blowing up condoms

The Virgin Mary has appeared once again, this time in the form of a condom. The comments from the Friendly Atheist where this picture came from are quite interesting.

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Amazon is so thoughtful. You can get Trojans way cheaper than the market price if you're willing to just shop around a bit.

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Giant condom pillow featuring a condom pocket and a giant cloth condom inside is for sale on Etsy . This would make a good birthday present for your slutty friend.

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1. via Keeshia.etc.

It just doesn't feel as good. But, like, it's much safer and can prevent diseases. Actually, may be best not to stretch this metaphor too far.

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Hansaplast's new long pleasure condom ads are pretty clever. I get it.

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1. Hansaplast Long Pleasure Condoms: Brunette, Blonde

SCIENCE BUZZ: Scientists think that the chemicals in semen actually make women happier. They're not saying go out and have unprotected sex or anything, but they did find that women who said screw the condom were overall happier people. It goes without saying that their men were too.

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1. Semen Acts As an Anti-depressant
2. Scientists Are Expecting Us to Swallow This Story?
3. Happy, My Pet Sperm on Flickr

SCIENCE BUZZ: Some poor lady wrote to Salon after learning that her fiance put hot sauce in used condoms to avoid sperm-stealing. At first I thought that he put the hot sauce in before sex, so in comparison, spicy condom disposal doesn't sound all that offensive. Granted, she's still slated to marry an OCD, talk show-host-believing moron, but at least her vagina is not on fire.

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1. My fiancé put hot sauce in his used condoms
2. the obligatory “Fire Crotch” comment
3. Guy Who Put Hot Sauce In Used Condoms May Need Therapy, Swift Kick In The Balls
4. Really gross Nacho joke.

What better way to promote your movie than with free protection. And a funny pun.

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A toy gun will still impress a girl if it's filled with condoms. Apartment Therapy has several more classy condom dispensers to choose from, if firearms are not in your design scheme.

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Squeaky and creative lovemaking from a trio of latex friends. So, the lesson here is to turn your condoms into toys.

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A German condom store somehow makes shopping for sex products even more awkward with their crotch-handled bags. So Condomi's got a brand new bag, eh?

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1. Via Jezebel

Somehow, “verdict: misadventure” seems like a huge understatement. Remember kids, mixing laughing gas and body-sized condoms can be deadly.

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A systematic look at condom manufacturing, from latex molding to strength tests. It is a little unsettling to watch a mass of condoms be put in a washing machine like old socks.

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1. Via Cynical-C

CULTURE BUZZ: Different countries in Europe are asking for varying sizes of condoms. French men claim they need 6.09-inch long condoms - about 3 cm longer than Greeks, whose jimmy-size requirement was the smallest. Either French men are liars or I'm moving.

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1. Vive la difference — French say need biggest condoms
2. Survey: French men want bigger condoms
3. French say they need biggest condoms (Reuters)
4. French Are Bigger Dicks

Link: http://www.curiosite.com/condometric/...

Finally, condoms that measure your (or your partner's) size. Available in inches or centimeters. What, not available in measurements by the foot? Ba-dump.

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SCIENCE BUZZ: Herdsmen in Kenya are trying to stop their goats from mating because of drought. The solution? Goat condoms of course. The “olor” is made from cowhide or a square piece of plastic, and is tied around the belly of the male goat. It prevents them from mating (having sex) with female goats. I also included a link to a website for dog condoms. WTF.

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1. Goat ‘condoms’ save Kenyan herds
2. Dogcondoms.com

CULTURE BUZZ: From a BBC public service campaign to promote condom use in India, it’s…a downloadable ringtone consisting of people repeatedly singing the word “condom.” It’s part Mozart chorale, part barbershop quartet, entirely amazing. And no, I can’t explain the parrot.

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1. Condomcondom.org
2. A Condom Ringtone to Die For

TECH BUZZ: A catchy A Cappella ringtone that sings “Condom, Condom” over and over again aims to become a craze among young Indians. The ringtone was created to break down Indian’s reluctance to talk about condom usage, and thereby aims to promote safe sex and cut down on the HIV/AIDS epidemic affecting India. You can thank the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation for this gem.

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The Best Links:

1. Condom, Condom: The Ringtone
2. Condom Ringtone Launched in India
3. Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation & BBC
4. Breaking Social Barriers
5. Have You Downloaded The Ringtone?