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The former Democratic frontrunner has accepted Obama's offer and will be the next Secretary of State, according to the Guardian. Clinton, however, will be prohibited from entering the Oval Office without supervision, as rumor has it that she's already hatched a plan to handcuff herself to the Prez's desk.

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MOVIE BUZZ: In the “first musical docu-tragi-comedy ever,” Buzz from Home Alone attempts to win the love of Condoleezza Rice, with the help of family, friends, and Adrien Grenier. I think marrying Buzz from Home Alone is the smartest thing in the world for Condi Rice to do right now. Who wouldn’t vote for Buzz as First Dude in 2012?

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The Best Links:

1. Watch the Trailer
2. Courting Condi - The Official Site
3. Devin Ratray
4. Courting Condi on imdb
5. via Videogum
6. Somebody’s gonna have to barf it all up.
7. “Buzz, your girlfriend - woof!”

POLITICS BUZZ: Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice makes headlines for calling the Iraqi cleric a coward. During a visit to Baghdad, Rice made fun of al-Sadr for comfortably hiding out in Iran while the fighting continues in Iraq, saying, “I guess that’s the message; his followers can go to their deaths and he’s in Iran.” It’s finally her own Bring ‘Em On moment in the sun.

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The Best Links:

1. Al-Sadr Threatens All-out War, Rice Calls Him a Coward
2. Is This Rice’s “Bring ‘Em On” Moment?
3. Praise For Maliki, Scorn for Sadr
4. Commenters Mock Rice in Return
5. A War of Insults