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‘The Porcelain Unicorn’ was the grand prize winner of the Philips Parallel Lines ‘Tell It Your Way’ competition. Entries had only two requirements: they must contain exactly 6 lines of dialogue, and they could be no longer than 3 minutes. Click here to see the other entries. (via)
Say hello to Yoda. His short tufts of hair, protruding tongue, and long, seemingly hairless legs were enough to earn the two-pound chihuahua theWorld’s Ugliest Dog competition in Northern California yesterday.
I am an idiot. Here is my hour-long taco diving expedition, boiled down to a few disgusting minutes. As if you weren't offended enough by this gross display of conspicuous consumption, here is the nutritional breakdown of what I did to my body.
Some cheerleaders from the University of Memphis got very excited about winning a cheerleading competition. It took about five nano-seconds for a heavy metal remix to emerge. Cheerleading is the brutalest of the black arts. In the world of heavy metal, you can make up words like “brutalest.”
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See the car. Stand on the hood. Take a picture. Win a prize (maybe). Ford gave me a car. I like standing on the car. Probably because I don't own the car. But you don't own the car either. Get up on there…. don't worry, I've left the complete instructions in the windshield. If you're in New York and see it, get on it!
Sports Buzz The first annual Stoner Games are set to commence in an undisclosed location in Toronto on October 4, 2008. The games consist of 5 events that will test your stamina and athleticism, but most importantly, your desire to get stoned. The winner receives airfare, hotel, and VIP passes to the 2008 World Cannibus Cup in Amsterdam. The entry fee is $125, but the chance to achieve greatness is priceless.
Every year since the World Press Association gathers in Amsterdam to…
At a town hall style meeting in Portland, Maine today a woman…
