Did you not know that “toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting?” It is! Luckily, in 2009, you can buy something to wipe your ass for you! (Note: it is internet law that I pause and ponder aloud whether this might be some sort of viral ad or joke. Mystery!)
Well not really, but the Corn Refiners Association want you to think it’s the same thing as regular sugar. The CRA has started this campaign to try to change HFCS’s unhealthy reputation as the, “crack of sweeteners.” Check out these commercials that tell you that high fructose corn syrup is totally fine and natural.