This starts out like a whimsical little French cartoon about the joys of having coffee in the morning. Then it kind of takes a turn for the crazy.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479872,00.html
To be fair, you have to drink a LOT of it: a new study suggests that people who drink more than seven cups of coffee a day may see things that aren't there, hear voices, or sense the presence of dead people. But at least they are not tired!
http://niemann.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/02/coffee/index....
We can't help with the addiction but you will still probably love this visual essay in the NYT. Here is how it starts: “I like coffee so much that I have tea for breakfast: The first cup of the day in particular is so good that I’m afraid I won’t be able to properly appreciate it when I am half-asleep. Therefore, I celebrate it two hours later when I am fully conscious.”