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Food Buzz At some point over the holidays, your family may run out of traditional alcohol. Luckily you can mix up some killer drinks with the stuff in the back of the liquor cabinet.
Need to get pumped for a night of drinking? Watching this should do the trick.
Food Buzz Looks delicious. See you at the club. (via video-thunder.blogspot.com)
Hipsters, rejoice! That old typewriter you keep around to make your apartment look cool can now mix drinks for you. More on this crazy Russian invention here. (via shortlist.com)
Rachel Maddow is funny — and if you've ever watched her show, you also know she loves to use funny voices. Herewith we present a supercut of her surprisingly wide range of noises, and their accompanying faces.
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Important deceased amphibian/cocktail work going on over at The Hairpin today. This makes me wish I was a dead frog right now. Like, more than usual.
Celebrity Buzz Celebrate Oscar gold by getting black out drunk. Add you own rules in the comments!
Food Buzz Fabio Rex has created these illustrations so you get the exact right ratio in every cocktail you make. It's too bad that a graphic design school of bartending doesn't exist.
Mario Party just got real. [Ed. note: Tons more of these brilliant creations at The Drunken Moogle - the most important Tumblr you'll ever read about video games and alcoholism.]
Food Buzz Waking up after a night of “Fuzzy Tribbles and “Harry Mudd Slides” won't be easy, but it's a risk I'm willing to take. Just don't drink anything named after the red shirts and you'll be fine.
It's an alcoholic beverage with the fun of bubble tea. There's about 100 cucumber balls in each drink. That's a lot of balls!
Your cocktail parties just got a million times better than anybody else's. Cocktail penguins should be mandatory mixed-drink accessories.
Lemonade, heavy cream, and vodka is not a delicious, sweet treat, Sandra Lee! Even your face doesn't believe you.
Don't know why it's taken this long, but these cocktails are named after the four legendary ladies of television's The Golden Girls. With all due respect, how could they leave out a Stan Zbornak cognac combination?
A Flickr pool has surfaced that illustrates first-time drinkers of Malört, a Swedish style of schnapps flavored with wormwood. In fact, one blogger vouches that the stuff tastes like “bug spray, Robitussin, or varnish remover.” We think we'll stick with our boring old cocktail, thank you very much.
Food Buzz Today is National Bloody Mary Day. If you were in Times Square at 11:30 AM, you probably witnessed the official Bloody Mary toast. And if you hurry, you might be able to snag one of the 99 cent Bloody's TGI Friday's is selling today only. Monday, Bloody Monday.
Food Buzz Bacon infused vodka recipes are catching on with adventurous drinkers. Long known as a gateway meat, tempting even the strictest vegetarians to stray, bacon has now found its way into our martinis. Bacontarians rejoice!
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