How To Day Drink Like A Genius
Defend your buzz with bombs of knowledge and no one will question your decision to indulge before noon.
Defend your buzz with bombs of knowledge and no one will question your decision to indulge before noon.
Cocktails are always in style, here are some cocktail inspired crafts that you can enjoy before 5 o’clock, but then again its always 5 o’clock somewhere.
Why should liquor have all the fun?
One of the actual fun parts of planning a wedding is getting to pick out what insane drink your guests will be getting hammered on. So go with something fruity that matches your flowers.
Eventually you’ll end up soaked in Guinness. Start the day off on a slightly more ambitious note.
His name is Bob Butt. I know!
All of these (real) names sound like something a drunk five-year-old came up with using poetry magnets. Which are drinks and which are thoroughbreds?
I got a lot of awkward propositions while working as a bartender in grad school. Believe me, you’re not as charming as you think.
Because everything’s better with bubbles. Cheers!
Know that jiggly gelatinous red cranberry stuff? You can use it to get drunk!
Meet the mugtail! Enough of these and you won’t even need a jacket. Or pants.
It’s already been a rough week — especially for East Coasters. Your nightcap needs to work a little harder than usual.
Everything from “Dark and Stormy popsicles” to “straight outta the bottle.”
Sounds weird, tastes great. Do it before plums go out of season.
With Orangina!
Here’s a snappy little cider drink made even crisper by your good friend: vodka.
Beer + Ginger Beer = Exactly what you want to drink a million of on a fading summer afternoon.
It’s just about cold out which means: pumpkin season! We’ll drink our way through this together.
This is why our ancestors invented machinery. Sorry barkeep, you’ve been replaced.
A more festive way to get your daily dose of antioxidants.
Turns out spiked tea pairs best with salty, smoky chocolate chip cookies.
A few variations on a super-simple cocktail will please friends who like sweet drinks and friends who don’t.
She never made hers in an old Brita pitcher but you know, details.
Booze is delicious in edible dessert form. It’s also spectacular in its God-given beverage form. Here are nine summer cocktails you must try the next time you either a)need something stiff for yourself or b)don’t want to disappoint a houseguest.
It’s strong enough to take the edge off yet not too strong to drink on an empty stomach. Better yet, it’s incredibly simple to make.
This dark rum drink is a pre-party winner in any kind of weather. Try the classic recipe or my new favorite unexpected take on it.
This amazing summer drink makes you wonder why the South Americans have been pushing Pisco Sours all these years.
It’s open season on frozen drinks. Here’s a frothy refresher to get you started!
This sounds crazy wrong but trust me: two rights make a right.
You’re just going to have to trust me on this one.