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Definitive List Of Suspicious Vans
Culture Buzz Every neighborhood's got one. You know, that van or truck that looks as though it's trying to blend in with its surroundings but is failing miserably. Perhaps it's due to the fact that there are graffiti clown faces running down the sides of said van. Here are the worst offenders-keep your eyes peeled guys, these vans might make a pit stop in your neighborhood one day.
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Video: Yodeling Clown Puppets
Warning: Do not watch if you're frightened by clowns and/or yodeling. Yeah, I probably won't be getting any sleep tonight. (Via)
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Can You Tell the Difference Between Clown Porn and a Circus ?
Culture Buzz Look at the pictures and see if you can guess if your looking at a scene from a porno or a scene from the circus. I scored 400; post your score in the comment section below.
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Link: The Week in Weird
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/the-week-in-wei...
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Thieving toilet clowns and portraits of frost-bitten Everest survivors.
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Link: Clown Robs Woman on Toilet
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/clown-robs-woma...
Nothing about this story is not terrifying.
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10 Creepy Clown Paintings: Volume 1
Culture Buzz Your weird Aunt Ethel made you sleep in her “clown room.” Relive your childhood trauma with this collection of unintentionally creepy clown art.
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Pictures of Clown Funerals
Culture Buzz Clowns live by a code. From the cradle to the Big Top to the grave.
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Video: The Molester Van
Equipped with the scariest dancing-clown driver. This is my worst nightmare. For some background information read this and this.
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Video: Can’t Sleep, Ronald McDonald Will Eat Me
Well, this is a weird take on McDonalds advertising. (via:thedailywh.at/)
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Link: Hire an Evil Clown to Stalk Your Children!
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821591-evil-clown-hired-for-...
Parents can hire a clown to stalk their children for a week with texts, phone calls and notes, ending with a cake to the face. If you'll excuse me, I have to go cry in a corner now.
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Video: Inside Horrorcore!
Who's worse, the painfully earnest, clownfaced Juggaloes 4 Life, or the out-of-touch old men from the news who completely fail to understand them? I don't know! But News 5 investigates anyway. (Via.)
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Image: Carrot Top As Ronald McDonald
Happy Halloween, here comes the vomit! So what's worse: seeing Ronald McDonald's pubes or Carrot Top's?
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Image: The Most Horrifying Last Supper
…if you're scared of clowns, which you probably are. Or else, this picture might just be really, really hilarious.
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Municycling
Sports Buzz Because mountain biking isn't hardcore enough, a father/son duo picked-up Municycling; unicycling with an “M” for mountain. They just conquered the 14,433-foot Mount Elbert, the highest peak in Colorado, while not wearing clown suits, for unknown reasons. Just sayin' it would've made the feat much harder to top.
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Video: Diddy Does the Ashton
Thank god Diddy can update us via video from A MILLION FEET above the ground about his ONE MILLION FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER!!!! OMFG! (Note: @iamdiddy is really Andy Kaufman playing a sick joke on the world).
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Image: Republican Clown College
I promised myself that I would embrace the post-partisan Obama world. Then I got cranky on a Tuesday. So ha! Here are all your favorite old white people made even whiter. (John Boehner is below.)
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Link: Battle of the Bozos
http://www.thebozoproject.blogspot.com/
A chronicle of the inflatable-Bozo war between two NYC companies, with cultural analysis. They see it as something of an artistic experiment, a meditation on communication and office culture in our time. I would join, but the inflatable Bozo I bought for our White Elephant exchange (true story!) didn't get to stay in the office. I miss him.
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Power Tool Sex Toys
Culture Buzz A woman in Southern Maryland was seriously injured when her sex toy attached to a power saw malfunctioned. How is using a power saw in the bedroom anything close to a good idea? Guys, clowns are safer.
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Image: Crappy Balloon Art
Ruining your childhood memories, because all you ever wanted was a POODLE. NOW MAKE ME A POODLE.
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Image: Experience Your Fear of Clowns@!!!
This was sold on February 13, meaning someone got the World's Best VDay present. There was a similar Craigslist ad a few months ago but in reverse—I hope that poster and this seller find each other. The internet should bring people together.
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Image: Wall Street Circus
Clowns from the Big Apple Circus ring the opening bell at the NYSE. This photo is brought to you by the people who allowed Bush to give the Shocker.
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