“Sleep is good, he said. And books are better.” ― George R.R. Martin
Don’t worry, no one will be Gangs of New York.
Because we can’t all be Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. But some of you can.
HEY YOU QUIZZZZZZZZZ!
Like, why is this a Christmas classic in the first place?
OUCH. Culled from the delightful Rotten Reviews books.
Everyone’s gotta teen sometime.
Life lessons brought to you entirely in black and white.
“Put some colored girls in the MoMA” - Jay-Z, me
“I’m the Mary, and you’re the Rhoda.”
Dear son: I am appalled…that you have adopted Classics as a major…I almost puked on the way home today. Parents were hilariously harsh in the ’50s.
“One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that he had been changed into an adorable kitten.” Another public domain literary mashup from Quirk Classics, the same folks who brought us Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. View Image ›
This is an old but deliciously insane video chronicling some dude with gigantoballs. But, seriously, that’s got to be some load to carry around. Can I hear it from all my fellas with testicles? Watch Video ›
Although many would hope this term connoted hot girl-on-girl action, it’s something much simpler: adoration by women for women. Audrey Hepburn, Chelsea Clinton, and Gwyneth Paltrow score points with gals for the ease with which they exude class and intelligence. Keep your fingers crossed - if Britney can manage to stay sane and keep her ironic tee shirts free of Spaghetti-O stains, she’ll be right up there beside her pseudo-British sisters soon enough. Read More ›