Politics Buzz John McCain's daughter can't get a date, thanks to the election. Apparently, her father's candidacy ruined both hyper-conservatives and Obama supporters for her (in terms of date-ability), so now there is no one to go out with. Fortunately, she's now advertising on the internet, so the problem should be resolved shortly.
Is that Cindy McCain making out with another man? The National Enquirer has been right before. And that fake hair certainly matches.
TV Buzz The rumors were true: John McCain - and Cindy! - appeared alongside Tina Fey on SNL last night. And he was funny! The guy looks so excited, you just know he wanted to run a more freewheeling campaign all along.
John McCain suggests his wife enter a topless beauty contest at a Biker Rally in Sturgis, SD. The rash of John McCain making sexist jokes about his wife (and in general) makes me think that misogyny might actually be a calculated campaign tactic.
Politics Buzz Said McCain, chuckling, “And I stopped beating my wife just a couple of weeks ago.” Click here for the context. Oh man. Is that why Cindy McCain is on crutches?
The word “trollop” is back! It is what old man McCain calls his first lady and now all the kids are starting to use it, too! Trollop, trollop, trollop! It is fun to say. And it also is a helpful reminder that John McCain is 1) older than you could possibly imagine, 2) can’t control his temper, and 3) has serious issues with women. Punch it in!
Politics Buzz Did John McCain call his wife a c*nt? “At least I don’t plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you c*nt.”—John McCain, responding to his wife commenting that his hair was thinning, as reported by three Arizona reporters on the campaign trail in 1992, from Cliff Schecter’s upcoming book The Real McCain. I am totally bringing back the word “trollop.”