Step 1: Find an incredibly patient and tolerant cat who won't scratch your eyes out. Step 2: Wrap! Merry Christmas. ( Via Cyn-C .)

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Good news, guys. Your mom is probably going to like that crappy gift you bought her at the last minute. Because she loves you, even though you are a thoughtless bastard. Yay, Christmas spirit!

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YouTube user gottabeandrew has created a new Christmas classic. I'm totally buying this, lets get it to No. 1, internet nerds.

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Let's face it. Taylor Swift is having kind of an amazing year (she is adorable! and so nice! and she publicly mocked a Jonas!). So of course boys everywhere want her under their Christmas Tree/Menorah this year. But Evan Taubenfeld wrote a song about it! If you had done that, maybe you wouldn't be drinking eggnog at home alone right now. Food for thought.

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Some People Just Can't Take A Joke.

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1. Via Darker Me

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And by awesome, I mean totally crazy/ridiculous. Xmas done got funky!

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Pumpkin Jazz Hands: not just for Halloween! You should also know that BuzzFeed Radio Favorite Delilah has already switched to 24/7 holiday music. The season is upon us. (Thanks to Videogum. )

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1. Amazing Pumpkin Dance - Featured on BuzzFeed

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Weirdest holiday card ever or Wayne Coyne's personal nightmare??

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AOL's Holidash blog has compiled a few of your fave clips of kids opening presents to get you geared up for Black Friday shopping. Let's hope your kids dig their Recession-Costco-Undies as much as this little guy.

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Nordstrom takes a rare, noble stand against the hateful Santa infestation that is soon to be upon us. There's very little that's more depressing to me than the first $%#@ing Christmas carol of November.

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Christmas season isn't officially over until a LOST fan creates a nativity scene featuring the mysterious polar bear. Oh, it's already over? Well, Merry Hatchmas!

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1. Lost Spoilers - The Ultimate Lost Spoiler Site
2. Lost & Found: Lost Nativity Scene

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Who says all Christmas trees (and Hannukkah bushes — if that's your thing) have to be evergreen? Here's a roundup of the weirdest trees the web has to offer.

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1. Eco Christmas Trees
2. Weird Christmas Ornaments
3. 10 Modern Christmas Tree Alternatives
4. DIY: How to Make a Beer Bottle Christmas Tree
5. REMEMBER…YOU’RE A WINNER
6. Toxel.com » Unusual and Creative Christmas Trees

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On December 24th, 1968, Apollo 8 Astronauts Frank Borman, Jim Lovell & William Anders sent a Christmas message back to earth as they orbited the moon. Less than a year later, humans walked it. Seasons Greetings, from the John F. Kennedy Space Center!

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1. Apollo 8 Christmas
2. Utah Space Expert Recalls Apollo 8 Christmas Eve Message
3. The Apollo 8 Christmas
4. 40 Years Ago Today

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These guys created a DIY Christmas Cannon that automatically fires genuine Christmas spirit all over any person or thing set in it's path. This includes dudes, Jesus figurines, and a pumpkin. All got straight up Christmas'd.

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1. The Christmas Cannon
2. DIY Christmas Cannon is a Festive Tinsel Explosion
3. Instant Decorating: The Christmas Cannon

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Merry Hanukkah and Happy Christmas, to all who swing both ways. As the site says, “Sure to confound and confuse both Jews and Gentiles!”

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1. Santa Dreidel
2. Things That Are Real: Santa Dreidel
3. Santa Dreidel (with music)

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CULTURE BUZZ: For all that is jolly, there's also a ton that is seriously messed up about the Christmas season. From creepy gifts to hunky santas (ugh), 'tis the season to be majorly disturbed. Post your favorites!

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1. Old Saint Nicked - December 19, 2008
2. Terrorist Santa Paper Toy [PIC]
3. Santa Can Be One Creepy Guy! | Flabbergastedly
4. Letter to Santa Leads to Texas Molestation Charge - Yahoo! News
5. Emoticon Carolers - More Annoying Than The Real Thing - Urlesque
6. “Mary Christmas” Costume
7. Maury Christmas! [PIC]
8. Most Disturbing Christmas Music Video of the Year
9. Suicidal Christmas Dogs [PIC]
10. Jingle Cats Sing ‘White Christmas’ [VIDEO]
11. At Beverly Center, a Healthier Hunky Santa - Los Angeles Times
12. Hitler Christmas Candles

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Link: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/19/mov...

” It’s a Wonderful Life is a terrifying, asphyxiating story about growing up and relinquishing your dreams,” according to one of the most-emailed stories on the NY Times site today. The writer also argues that George Bailey is mean to his wife and Pottersville is much more fun than boring old Bedford Falls.

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Let the Jingle Cats whisk you away with their meowtastic rendition of your favorite holiday tune, White Christmas . Or, for our feline BuzzFeed readers, meow, meow meow, meow meow meow, meeeeeow . Jingle Cats 4eva.

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1. This Terrifies Me ALMOST As Much As It Delights Me
2. The Ultimate Jingle Cat Videos
3. Jingle Cats, Oy.
4. Jingle Cats Official Website

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Santa got a ticket for double parking his sleigh…errr Ford Taurus, in Brooklyn on Black Friday! Oh, the outrage! And believe it or not, he was busy delivering presents to kids. Shame on you, NYPD parking people.

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1. Santa Claus gets parking ticket from Scrooge cop
2. Ho No! Meter Maid Tickets Santa

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Fred Phelps's Westboro Baptist Church has issued their annual Christmas carol, this time set to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” (except here, Jolly St. Nick is actually a hellbound “fag”). And you thought your relatives were nuts!

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