Culture Buzz Or Jesus, the missing link of Nickelback? Jesus, your local Starbucks barista? Where have you seen this Jesus recently?
Culture Buzz Newsweek's main story this week is about Christianity in America being in crisis. This is their cover.
Politics Buzz On “Face The Nation,” Santorum says his comments doubting Obama's faith were taken out of context.
Politics Buzz Excommunication didn't used to be in a Senator's purview.
Culture Buzz One day these children will look back on their childhood and remember why they hate their parents and Fergie. But mostly Fergie. (via jest.com)
Culture Buzz Penn Jillette uses an atheism scale to rate the presidential candidates, from Obama to Romney. Do you know who the most religious president was in American history? Well, Penn is about to tell you.
Bryan Blake gives you a list of Christian friendly words to use for the word anal sex, instead of sounding like a hopscotching heathen.
Bryan Blake gives you a list of Christian friendly words to use for the word penis, instead of sounding like a filthy liberal.
Also, the man's name is Pastor Bates. Seriously. Skip to 1:00. (via.)
Politics Buzz It looks like Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry was mixed up in the porno game at one time. I guess Governor Good Hair just wasn't feeling the whole family values thing back then.
Seriously the best choice of clipart of all time. If you're not converted after this, there's probably not much hope for you.
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That burger grease is so not Jesus. It’s obviously Jim Morrison.
Basically, the main character is trying not to get laid until he is married (which, no big deal). I can't decide if this is real or not.
Culture Buzz Calling the Rapture “the end of the world” isn't entirely accurate. Only a select few will leave the planet on Saturday, but the rest of us have anywhere between five months and seven years of Hell on Earth to endure before Judgement Day. Better get to know your new masters.
Passive aggressive Christian note. What's the matter, Christianity? Don't like all the publicity for another bearded son of a god who walked among men? You jelly?
This is the letter sent by an Evangelical Free Church to a recently divorced member of their congregation. God hates divorce, and by extension, you.
Glory, glory, Howl-le-lu-ya! I think this is one furry's attempt at getting into heaven…
As long as you pull the trigger stuff with the love of Christ in your heart and mind, you're all good. And while you're at it, you might as well buy a hot dog.
Culture Buzz The Christian social worker deceived legions of loyal readers after blogging about being pregnant with a terminally ill baby - whom she planned to keep to term - before revealing it was all a hoax in the name of pushing her own pro-life agenda. Before apologizing on her blog, Beushausen posted pictures of her “baby,” which readers recognized as a doll. And, yes, the baby was, in fact, sold to her by our favorite company.
This man's cat has accepted Jesus as her personal savior. Don't worry, animal lovers - lightly tormenting your pets is OK with the Internet provided it's in the service of atheistic hilarity. (Via.)
In the most diplomatic marital dispute ever, Kirk Cameron shows his range in what may very well enter the canon of Most Unintentionally Hilarious Films Ever, Fireproof. And yet, in spite of Kirk Cameron's decidedly unsexy teen idol-cum-missionary status, we still think he is The Hotness. Call us crazy, but we do. Actually, call Kirk Cameron crazy, cuz he is!