Joe Biden Receives Letter From 7-Year-Old Who Thinks Guns Should Only Shoot Chocolate Bullets
Ol’ Uncle Joe wrote the second-grader back saying, “not only would our country be safer, it would be happier.”
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27 Things You Will Never Eat Again
Some of these we miss. Others, not so much.
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Chocolate Bunny Rises From The Dead
It’s an Easter miracle!
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Is It Possible To Eat This Bar Of Chocolate Forever?
No. No, of course it’s not possible. Are you crazy?
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Is It Possible To Have A Never Ending Chocolate Bar?
I NEED ANSWERS, AND I NEED THEM NOW.
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How To Eat Chocolate Indefinitely
Grab a candy bar and get ready to have your mind blown.
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11 Ways Chocolate Is Saving Your Life
Chocolate: Is it magic? These scientific studies sure make it seem that way.
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The Ultimate Ranking Of Easter Candy
Limited Edition, unlimited joy.
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American Children Finally Deemed Smart Enough To Eat Kinder Eggs
The European candy with a toy in it is finally coming to America, sort of.
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31 Fantastic Passover Desserts
Isn’t it time you settled down with a nice kosher chocolate cake?
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You’ve Never Had Doritos Like This Before
YOUR MOVE, Taco Bell.
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19 Types Of Candy That Should Be Wiped Off The Planet
Seriously, these are digusting, never eat them.
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Where Your Chocolate Dollars Go
Lots to marketing, not much to cocoa farmers.
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10 Steps To The Most Delicious Valentine’s Day Ever
Love is sweet, but you know what’s sweeter? Cupcakes. And chocolate.
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How To Make The World’s Best Candy Salad
Sorry not sorry.
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21 Life-Size Edible Objects Made Out Of Chocolate
A guitar that is also a delish chocolate cake. Baby heads made out of white chocolate. A life-size chocolate horse with chocolate sprinkles on top. Some of these chocolate sculptures sound tasty, while others sound a way too creepy.
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7 DIY Treats You Won’t Be Able To Stop Eating
Just try to make some ancho chili-cinnamon bark and not eat the whole darn pan before it’s out of your kitchen.
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10 Commandments Of Awesome Hot Chocolate
Back away from the cocoa powder. It’s only bringing you down.
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Lorikeets Love Milkshakes
But they hate sharing.
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The Definitive Ranking Of Things That Make You Happy
Money, friends, sex: Modern science has uncovered many factors that contribute to happiness. We’ve developed a definitive ranking, in descending order, of the things most likely to make you glad.
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Zayn Malik’s Hair Is Actually An Ice Cream Swirl
*Insert your own “I would absolutely lick both” joke*
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16 Delectable Photos Of A Chocolate Fashion Show
At the Salon Du Chocolat fashion show in Paris, the clothes are (mostly) made of chocolate.
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21 Ways To Bling Out Your Brownies
Fudge and nuts is just the beginning, people. Get swaggy.
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6 Pictures That Prove Pain Au Chocolat Is SO SAD
DESPAIR, LOATHING, BREAKFAST. Putting the pain back in pain au chocolat.
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First Kiss Of Barack And Michelle Obama Commemorated With Strip Mall Plaque
In a sad turn of events, the Baskin-Robbins where the kiss occurred is now a Subway.
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Chocolate Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Snack
Move over Godiva. There’s a new luxury chocolatier in town.
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9 Amazing Chocolate Recipes
Guess what: everyone loves chocolate. Here are nine of the most-saved chocolate recipes in Pocket right now.
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Bacon Sundae At Burger King Is Real, Needs To Be Inside Of Me
NOW. Burger King is unleashing their summer menu on our unsuspecting arteries, and I couldn’t be happier.
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Five Super-Fun Recent Ads With Kids In Them
Who doesn’t love kids! (me)! Kids! Kidds! Kidzzz!
