Gotta squeeze ‘em all. Warning: Some graphic avocado content.
Hope you like a big handful of corn. UPDATE: Thank god… It doesn’t actually exist and our long national nightmare is over.
Has anyone actually had a taco salad from Chipotle?
Have you ever chose to listen to Nickelback?
Despite raising prices for the first time in three years, consumers’s insatiable appetite for Chipotle burritos continued unabated during the second quarter. The casual dining chain easily beat Wall Street’s earning expectations, posting revenue of $1.05 billion and net income of $110.3 million.
“Oh my God, I love Chipotle, Chipotle is my life.” (What we imagine to have been their pillow talk.)
Subway is a bigger chain than McDonald’s. Based on this post.
The company says it serves “Food With Integrity.” What does that mean?
Just remember, life is not a race. It only feels that way.
An American investigates.
It’s here. Behold the Quesarito.
FYI, it’s pronounced chee-POAT-lay.
“A screaming GUACAMOLE IS AN EXTRA CHARGE comes across the sky.”
Welcome to burrito school.
Because sometimes you just need a healthy serving of guac.
The chain, founded by a former private equity associate at Wexford Capital, is winning fans with its “farm-to-counter” restaurants.
These love scenes have never been spicier. I wish I knew how to quit you, adobo-marinated chicken.
In case you haven’t witnessed this masterpiece already…
There is no official Chipotle branch in Iran, the company told BuzzFeed. But that hasn’t stopped a knockoff with the same name.
“Hi, how are you doing today?” “A bowl.”
Proper Chipotiquette should be practiced universally. As learned from Mitt Romney.
Watch out for the truth bombs.
And it is so, so, so beautiful.
These rankings DO NOT reflect taste, only overall “grossness,” OK?
Private equity money is pouring into value chain restaurants as consumer spending on dining out is at an all-time high.
As translated into bagels, burritos, and more. This will come in handy if you ever decide to subsist on chicken nuggets alone.
Chip Clark is squatting the Twitter account @Chipotle. Here’s a glimpse into a life hounded by complaints about bad burrito bowls.