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What 2,000 Calories Actually Looks Like

As translated into bagels, burritos, and more. This will come in handy if you ever decide to subsist on chicken nuggets alone.

Chip Clark is squatting the Twitter account @Chipotle. Here’s a glimpse into a life hounded by complaints about bad burrito bowls.

Everyone’s all paired up for Valentine’s Day and I’m over here like “I Love Chipotle”.

Please check these things before getting everyone’s hopes up, people.

OMFG. No tin foil necessary.

These horrifyingly tasty items aren’t available universally, but we challenge you to try as many as possible.

One of the funniest parking signs I’ve seen in some time. McBrilliant. (via reddit.com) View Image ›

Adorably delicious! View Image ›

I always thought I tasted a little forced servitude whenever I ate at Chipotle. I guess now I know why. View Image ›