Perhaps in an effort to make fish cuter, pet owners in China have been buying inked fish, personalized with tattoos.

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2. “It is reported that the tattooed fish has been priced at about 20 yuan initially; but it is priced at 100 yuan now – price also depends on whether you buy a fish with a standard inscription or a bio-customized one with your personal markings. It still attracts many citizens to purchase. Pets have become more popular in China in recent years with the country’s increasing prosperity.”

The Chinese chihuahua born with a heart-shaped mark on his fur now has a baby brother named Love, who also carries the same trait. This is so cute, we might just have to take a bath to get rid of the warm 'n fuzzies.

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Fei Fei's owner bought him wraparound sunglasses as a joke, but now the hottest sh*t on four legs refuses to take them off! And yet, no mention is made of the fact that the newest local celebrity is carrying around water bottles with his mouth. That's just f*cked up.

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In an attempt to draw governmental attention, staff at the Ayutthaya Elephant Kraal in Thailand painted a herd of elephants black and white to make them look like pandas. Don't worry - it's just watercolor, so their cuteness factor will eventually level itself out again when the stuff peels off.

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X-Men cat grows furry bat wings. Scientists are baffled. [ Editor's Note : The cat, however, seems relatively unfazed. Click through for more pics of this genetic anomaly, which is clearly the way forward for cats.]

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This Flinstones-esque bycicle is the new way to lose weight and get in shape in China. It has a pentagonal wheel at the front and a triangular one at the back, and it doesn't look like any fun at all to ride. 'I just wanted to give people an alternative to normal, boring bikes,' says inventor Guan Baihua.

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From November 2007 to November 2008, this guy walked a total of 4646km through China. During that time, his beard grew a fair amount. Fortunately, he has documented this.

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MOVIE BUZZ: The Chinese, apparently unhappy with Jack Black and Co.'s astounding rendition of Kung Fu Panda , have decided that they can make their own version just as well, thank you very much. The result is Kung fu Master aka Wong Fei Hong vs Kung Fu Panda , and was a direct-to-dvd unofficial sequel to the movie that made a young lad named Jack Black an American action hero.

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This breasts sculpture by Chinese artist Shu Yong was paraded around (by a red ox?) as an attempt to encourage women to avoid plastic surgery and embrace their natural curves. From the looks of it, this just might have the opposite effect.

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China now has a traveling execution bus. What every country needs, really… Cause it's just a waste of life if no one gets to see it end.

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The city of Guiyu in China houses 5,500 businesses that run solely to process the country's discarded electronics — or e-waste. I'm pretty sure this amount immense of electronics living in one space will create a giant robot that will destroy the world. But that's just me.

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Freedom is not free. Or duty-free.

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The Passion Barbecue Chicken Wings, a restaurant in Shenyang, China, is using dictator Saddam Hussein's image to sell their spicy wings. Asked to explain their mascot, a spokesman said: “Saddam loved challenges, and eating our spicy chicken wings also requires courage, so it’s a good match.”

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SPORTS BUZZ: As the national pastime of China is essentially ” winning gold medals ,” it makes sense that they host a Peasant Olympics. The 6th Annual Peasant Games included competitions for such tasks as carrying water and storing grain. Notes the state news agency: “The games for the peasants place more emphasis on recreation and less on the results.”

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2. 3,500 athletes are competing in more than 180 events
3. Stadium was sadly “virtually empty.”
4. “The games for the peasants place more emphasis on recreation and less on the results.”
5. “The world’s only regular sports festival for peasants”

Where will we be in fifty years? Probably hanging out on “Biggest Island Available” living in igloo condos. Nozone Magazine stole this poster from the secret Inconvenient Truth outtakes.

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CULTURE BUZZ: Beijing’s aggressive face-lift for the Olympic games includes shooting silver-iodide filled rockets into clouds to control rainfall and feline extermination. We mentioned Bejing’s air pollution problems , but find out whats going on behind the scenes in preparation for the opening ceremonies .

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3. But First, There Was Mao Tse Tung

The New York Times reports that Chinese gymnasts may be under the legal age of 16. In the words of former champion Mary Lou Retton: “The girls are so little, so young…They said she was 16, but I don’t know.” And check out the photo selection from the perverts at the New York Times!

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1. Proof: Documents Prove Chinese Gymnasts Are Underage
2. The New York Times Story On Under Age Chinese Competitors
3. IOC Investigates He Kexin’s Age, May Strip Medals
4. Gymnast He Kexin Looks 12, Might Be 14, Claims To Be 16.
5. Gymnast Ass: There Is A Pervert Photo Journalist At The Olympics
6. Tiny Chinese Gymnasts In Normal Clothes (PHOTO)
7. Age Scandal Could Be “Yet Another Black Eye for China in the Buildup to the Games”

The Daily Mail reports on a very, very crowded swimming pool in China. Enjoy your summer, everyone!

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Chinese dude can drink milk and squirt it out of his eyes. He can also allegedly blow up balloons with his ears. And I can make you vomit with my typing fingers!

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CELEBRITY BUZZ: China bans Sharon Stone after she made a comment about the devastating earthquake as being “karma” for the way China has treated the Tibetans. Adding to China’s bad karma, the entire country will no longer have access to Sharon Stone’s crotch .

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2. Sharon Stone Annoys Important Chinese Theatre-Owner
3. Sharon Stone Makes Ludicrous Remarks about the Recent Earthquake in China
4. “Stone said she cried when she got a letter from the Tibetan Foundation asking her to help the quake victims.”
5. Sharon Stone Wearing No Makeup at Shanghai International Film Festival - Another Reason for Boycott??
6. Sharon Stone films boycotted by China following earthquake ‘karma’ comment