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<title>Kids Given Diapers And Abandoned On Brooklyn Street</title>
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  	<p>What is wrong with people? Two little girls, ages five and three, were found wandering on the edge of the busy Shore Parkway yesterday, clutching extra diapers given to them by their mother before she abandoned them.</p>

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<title>Gogurt &#x26;quot;Star Wars&#x26;quot; Commercial Proves Time Is Cyclical</title>
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<p>Apparently micro-nostalgia has determined that it&#8217;s 1999 again. Case in point: the latest lightsaber Gogurt ad to promote the 3D release of &#8220;Episode I: The Phantom Menace.&#8221;</p>





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 <h1>&#39;90s reference here: </h1>
 

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<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 10:02:07 -0500</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">&#x3C;b&#x3E;Apparently micro-nostalgia has determined that it&#x27;s 1999 again.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; Case in point: the latest lightsaber Gogurt ad to promote the 3D release of &#x22;Episode I: The Phantom Menace.&#x22;</media:description>
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<title>10 Children&#x27;s Shows That Scarred You As A Child</title>
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    <p>Sometimes as a child you&#39;ll see something that stays with you the rest of your life. Thanks television!</p> <script type="text/javascript">window.BF_IS_TOP_LIST = true</script> <ol class="top-list" id="top-list"> 	  <li class="bf_dom num1" rel:bf_bucket="track"> 	  <h3> You Can&#39;t Say That On Television</h3> 		            <div class="">       <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.buzzfed.com/embed/_script?tag=PGlmcmFtZSB3aWR0aD0iNDIwIiBoZWlnaHQ9IjMxNSIgc3JjPSJodHRwOi8vd3d3LnlvdXR1YmUuY29tL2VtYmVkL0Y0NGJMYzZ0Ny1JIiBmcmFtZWJvcmRlcj0iMCIgYWxsb3dmdWxsc2NyZWVuPjwvaWZyYW1lPg==" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>       </div>      		<p>This show made everyone hate the school cafeteria even more than they already did. It also made me pack my lunch for the rest of my life.</p>   </li>   </ol><p><a class="action" href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/10-childrens-shows-that-scarred-you-as-a-child">View Entire List &rsaquo;</a></p>









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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 21:02:09 -0500</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">&#x3C;b&#x3E;Sometimes as a child you&#x26;#39;ll see something that stays with you the rest of your life.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; Thanks television!</media:description>
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<title>A Holiday Greeting From The Kids At St. Jude Hospital</title>
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<p>Someone pass the tissues.</p>





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 <p><big>This holiday season, why not donate to St. Jude Children&#39;s Research Hospital in a loved-one&#39;s name instead of buying them stuff they don&#39;t need?</p><p><a href="https://shop.stjude.org/GiftCatalog/donation.do?cID=13522&amp;pID=18290&amp;fnl=FaceWthDrop">Click here to donate.</a></big></p>








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<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:32:07 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>10 Best Kid Videos Of 2011</title>
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  	<p>We all know kids say and do the cutest and most embarrassing things. Unfortunately for today&#8217;s youth, their exploits have gone from the traditional family retelling to sharing it with the world. Thanks YouTube!</p>

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<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 17:17:09 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>French Soldier Surprises Children After 7 Months In Afghanistan</title>
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<p>You don&#39;t have to speak French to get all misty. Qui &eacute;pluche un oignon dans cette chambre?</p>





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<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 18:47:08 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Beware The Pedosun</title>
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<p>Shield your eyes, children! You&#39;ll need an SPF 100 yard restraining order.</p>





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 <p>Environmental activists promoting the use of solar and wind energy engage with locals on the Durban beachfront, November 29, 2011. The city is hosting the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change Conference of the Parties meeting (COP17), which runs until December 9.</p>

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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 19:02:07 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Porn Star Sasha Grey Reading To Kids At A Grade School</title>
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<p>Before anyone gets up in arms, when was the last time you read to kids at a grade school? Yeah, I thought so. Sasha Grey, who retired from adult films two years ago, reads to first and third graders at Emerson Elementary School in Compton, California. Some of the parents freaked out and the school actually denied this ever happened. But then TMZ found these photos.</p>





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 <p>Photo By Luke Cheney</p>

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 <p>Photo By Luke Cheney</p>

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<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 13:04:33 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Life After Children</title>
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    <p>I hope this isn&#39;t my future. Parents, is this accurate?</p> <script type="text/javascript">window.BF_IS_TOP_LIST = true</script> <ol class="top-list" id="top-list"> 	  <li class="bf_dom num1" rel:bf_bucket="track"> 	  <h3> </h3> 		 		  			 				<img src="http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2011/9/28/2/enhanced-buzz-17658-1317190371-38.jpg" width="600" height="992" alt="" /> 			 		            <div class="">       <iframe width="1" height="1" src="http://www.buzzfed.com/embed/_script?tag=PGlmcmFtZSB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiBzcmM9Imh0dHA6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20v ZW1iZWQvNU5ZdDFxaXJCV2ciIGZyYW1lYm9yZGVyPSIwIiBhbGxvd2Z1bGxzY3JlZW4+PC9pZnJh bWU+ " frameborder="0" scrolling="no" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>       </div>      		<p></p>   </li>   </ol><p><a class="action" href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/willio/life-after-childbirth-460x">View Entire List &rsaquo;</a></p>







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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 14:02:08 -0400</pubDate>
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  <media:description type="html">&#x3C;b&#x3E;I hope this isn&#x26;#39;t my future.&#x3C;/b&#x3E; Parents, is this accurate?</media:description>
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<title>Nobody Wants Ginger Babies</title>
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<p>The world&#39;s largest sperm bank is turning down redheaded donors because of a lack of demand.</p>





 <p>via <em>The Telegraph</em></p>


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 <p><small>Source: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/denmark/8768598/Sperm-bank-turns-down-redheads.html" class="">telegraph.co.uk</a></small></p>






 <p><em>The Atlantic Wire</em> has a theory...</p>


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<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 10:45:50 -0400</pubDate>
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    <p>14-year-old Alvin Diaz of the Bronx stabbed an 18-year-old in the chest after getting slapped in the face during a water fight. Kids these days.</p> <script type="text/javascript">window.BF_IS_TOP_LIST = true</script> <ol class="top-list" id="top-list"> 	  <li class="bf_dom num1" rel:bf_bucket="track"> 	  <h3> </h3> 		 		  			 				<img src="http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/9/1/9/enhanced-buzz-31681-1314884245-0.jpg" width="" height="" alt="" /> 			 		      		<p></p>   </li>   </ol><p><a class="action" href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/meet-new-yorks-youngest-murderer">View Entire List &rsaquo;</a></p>







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<p>Children wrangling sheep is a pastime that happens at rodeos and cowboy parties you don&#39;t hear about. This is what happens when the sheep fight back.</p>





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    <p>Excerpts from the document signed by Michele Bachmann that&#39;s drawing allegations of racism, sexism, homophobia, anti-Islamic sentiment and general cuckoo bananas whackadoodie. It&#39;s a pledge from a conservative advocacy group out of Iowa called The Family Leader&#8212;affiliated with Focus on the Family&#8212;asking Republican presidential candidates to denounce single parents, women in combat and anything with even the faintest whiff of gay. Oh, and it seems to be wistful for the days of slavery. If none of that frightens you, it also essentially calls for a ban of all pornography. Michele Bachmann was the first of the GOP field to apply her Hancock. Here are some select passages from The Marriage Vow , along with photos of its earliest and most enthusiastic signatory.</p> <script type="text/javascript">window.BF_IS_TOP_LIST = true</script> <ol class="top-list" id="top-list"> 	  <li class="bf_dom num1" rel:bf_bucket="track"> 	  <h3> Faithful monogamy is at the very heart of a designed and purposeful order--as conveyed by Jewish and Christian Scripture, by Classical Philosophers, by Natural Law, and by the American Founders--upon which our concepts of Creator-endowed human rights, racial justice and gender equality all depend.</h3> 		 		  			 				<img src="http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/7/8/19/enhanced-buzz-22464-1310167653-6.jpg" width="600" height="472" alt="Faithful monogamy is at the very heart of a designed and purposeful order--as conveyed by Jewish and Christian Scripture, by Classical Philosophers, by Natural Law, and by the American Founders--upon which our concepts of Creator-endowed human rights, racial justice and gender equality all depend." /> 			 		      		<p>(AP Photo/The Star Tribune, Jim Gehrz)</p>   </li>   </ol><p><a class="action" href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/the-greatest-hits-from-michele-bachmanns-marriage">View Entire List &rsaquo;</a></p>









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    <p>The agony and the ecstasy of America&#39;s brainiest spectator sport, written all over the faces of precocious kids. Could I have the definition of &#8220;adorable,&#8221; please? Could you use it in a sentence? And congrats to Sukanya Roy for spelling her way to the championship trophy!</p> <script type="text/javascript">window.BF_IS_TOP_LIST = true</script> <ol class="top-list" id="top-list"> 	  <li class="bf_dom num1" rel:bf_bucket="track"> 	  <h3> </h3> 		 			 				<img src="http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/6/3/12/enhanced-buzz-13955-1307118069-5.jpg" width="600" height="400" /> 			 		      		<p><i>Dhivya Senthil Murugan, 10, from Denver, Colo., laughs out loud at the beginning of the semifinals of the National Spelling Bee, in National Harbor, Md., Thursday, June 2, 2011. (AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin)</i></p>   </li>   </ol><p><a class="action" href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/the-faces-of-the-2011-national-spelling-bee">View Entire List &rsaquo;</a></p>









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