This kid's got a busy day ahead of him. Somebody get him some breasts for his ten-o-clock appointment.
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Are you looking for an easy way to keep track of your child's whereabouts? A new device from Insignia can help you do just that. The Little Buddy Tracker is a portable GPS tracker that can be stored in your child's backpack, lunchbox or other receptacle.
He's all, OMG, WTF!? I don't know. I don't fucking know how to make baby jokes. Just look at the picture. The baby is surprised.
Celebrity Buzz This is a thing. Babies are super into “Single Ladies” and like nothing better than dancing to it. Some might consider this to be something that is cute.
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Video of President Obama's speech to school kids is now available on the internet.
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In a pep talk that kept clear of politics, President Barack Obama on Tuesday challenged the nation's students to take pride and ownership in their education — and stick with it even if they don't like every class or must overcome tough circumstances at home.
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President Obama is addressing a speech to the nation's children this afternoon with hopes of inspiring them to greatness.
They don't actually want to save any children, they just want you to know the nickel they're sending you COULD save a child.
I would be scared too if a terrible bloodthirsty flying monster landed on my head.
Movie Buzz Death scenes in movies don't have to be all sad and weepy. Sometimes they can pretty violent and awesome. Go ahead and add your favorites too.
Culture Buzz “If you put a girl in a sundress & french braids in front of the average pedophile, now he's gonna get an erection that will rip his bike shorts.” Classic, essential advice from an ex-pedophile on how to protect your children from sexual predators.
I wish I had an explanation, but then again, I kind of don't, y'know? Because, really, what can you say about a flock of village children pouring out of a van being held back by shirtless Spiderman as he protects a flock of ducklings? (Thanks, Jackie!)
The internet has changed a lot of things, but its nice to see the comfort and safety of our children is still important.
It took me a lot longer than I care to admit to figure out what was wrong with this picture.
Baby in a tuxedo? Awesome. Baby in a tuxedo doing a 360? Bring it on. More babies in tuxedos at Urlesque. (Yes, seriously.)
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In the latest round of Michael Jackson's weird stuff auctions there's a poem about doing it with children. It goes: “Children of the world, we'll do it, with song and dance and innocent bliss, and the soft caress of a loving kiss, we'll do it.” Note to the children: don't do it.
Sara at Best Week Ever has a theory that the further you are away from Ludacris, the sadder you are as a person. And she has a chart to prove it, so really it's more like scientific fact than a theory. Q.E.D. Now somebody get Ludacris over here so I can feel joy again.
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