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Movie Buzz Just when you thought “The Phantom Menace” couldn't get any worse, along comes a trailer for the “Star Wars: Episode I” re-release for the kids! I want to believe that, at age nine, I could have picked up on the condescension.
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What is wrong with people? Two little girls, ages five and three, were found wandering on the edge of the busy Shore Parkway yesterday, clutching extra diapers given to them by their mother before she abandoned them.
Culture Buzz Apparently micro-nostalgia has determined that it’s 1999 again. Case in point: the latest lightsaber Gogurt ad to promote the 3D release of “Episode I: The Phantom Menace.”
Culture Buzz There are plenty of kid-friendly establishments out there to choose from, so don't make the mistake of picking any of these places. It would just be terrible for all of us.
TV Buzz Sometimes as a child you'll see something that stays with you the rest of your life. Thanks television!
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We all know kids say and do the cutest and most embarrassing things. Unfortunately for today’s youth, their exploits have gone from the traditional family retelling to sharing it with the world. Thanks YouTube!
Culture Buzz You don't have to speak French to get all misty. Qui épluche un oignon dans cette chambre?
Culture Buzz Shield your eyes, children! You'll need an SPF 100 yard restraining order.
Culture Buzz The devastation is pretty obvious. And by obvious, I mean adorable.
Celebrity Buzz Before anyone gets up in arms, when was the last time you read to kids at a grade school? Yeah, I thought so. Sasha Grey, who retired from adult films two years ago, reads to first and third graders at Emerson Elementary School in Compton, California. Some of the parents freaked out and the school actually denied this ever happened. But then TMZ found these photos.
“Teach 'em young, Kidz Fun”…would be their motto if the company didn't go out of business after this. (via reddit.com)
Culture Buzz I hope this isn't my future. Parents, is this accurate? (via reddit.com)
Culture Buzz The world's largest sperm bank is turning down redheaded donors because of a lack of demand.
Culture Buzz 14-year-old Alvin Diaz of the Bronx stabbed an 18-year-old in the chest after getting slapped in the face during a water fight. Kids these days. (via blogs.villagevoice.com)
Culture Buzz America doesn't have the monopoly on kids growing up too quick. I can't even form a coherent one-liner; that's how messed up this is.
Culture Buzz Children wrangling sheep is a pastime that happens at rodeos and cowboy parties you don't hear about. This is what happens when the sheep fight back.
This video shows exactly how the Tea Party, The Democrats, The GOP, the President and the media all look to the majority of Americans as they “handle” the Washington DC manufactured debt crisis of 2011. Hold that line, assholes.
The Today Show's Dr. Nancy Snyderman has some tough words for the skinny WASP moms-to-be on the Upper East Side who can't chill the hell out with the crazy exercise routines while they're pregnant and just have a root beer float like they're supposed to. (via moms.today.com)
Sports Buzz Eight-year-old kickboxer Jasmine Parr recently fought another little girl to a draw in front of a paying audience. BREAKING: Some people are upset. (via jezebel.com)
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