It’s not all bad. Trust us.
It’s not all bad. Trust us.
Every fall, the most anticipated tome of the year would arrive on your doorstep. And it was glorious.
The girl reportedly dug her way out of a grave after her alleged rapists buried her near a deserted road.
The child appears to be in good health and police confirm that the 1 year-old was taken to the hospital.
She rivals Melville in just one page.
You’ll be seeing her in Hollywood… just as soon as she finishes those chips.
Being mistaken for younger? Yes please.
Grow up (v.): Waste your entire life on meaningless jobs for the rare chance to earn enough to live like you never grew up in the first place.
Everything was so magical when you were a child. When you were a child.
Let’s be honest, we’re all still afraid of the dark for these reasons.
A student who was caught in the cross fire at the Sandy Hook shooting tells how he was saved by a heroic teacher.
Josh actually had a very successful child-actor career before he played Peeta in The Hunger Games and melted our hearts.
Kids have bills to pay too. (via wnyc.tumblr.com)
You have failed your childhood self. The kid who hated “grownup things” has died. See how many of these apply to your adult life and find out if you could look your kindergarten self in the eyes today.
It just makes sense. Why aren’t 6-year-olds allowed to run for president? (via videogum.com)
Congrats to the happy couple who are expecting their third child!
Miraculously, this toddler did not suffer any major injuries. An 18-month-old girl is ejected from a rolled SUV following a high speed police chase in Lubbock, Texas. The four teenagers in the vehicle, including the girl’s parents, had just committed an armed robbery and are now in custody.
More wholesome than you could ever imagine.
Photos of Patricia Krentcil before she became synonymous with bad parenting and jerky.
There are plenty of kid-friendly establishments out there to choose from, so don’t make the mistake of picking any of these places. It would just be terrible for all of us.
Shown at the memorial for their lost child, Jubilee. WARNING: As these are photos of a dead fetus, some may find this disturbing.
Taken in Afghanistan yesterday.
Man, these guys are fast. From last night’s episode, The Poor Kid.
Just when you think this awful story couldn’t get any worse. Mark Madden, the sports writer in Pennsylvania who first broke the Jerry Sandusky child rape story, now claims that Sandusky is rumored to have sold children for sex to wealthy donors. Here’s a radio clip of Madden discussing an investigation into the stomach-turning allegations.
See any resemblance? Taken in Los Angeles over the weekend as Mariah Yeater and her baby boy, Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater (no, really), plot their next media appearance. Yeater swears the mouth is identical to Bieber’s. Maybe? You be the unqualified genetics judge!
The grossest quotes from Mariah Yeater about the (alleged) incident in which she got knocked up with the (alleged) child of Justin Bieber. This supposedly happened backstage at the Staples Center. Even though this is from a court document, the language gets kind of graphic. Fair warning.
Disgusting. Authorities in South Africa are trying to find any information regarding this photo and the welfare of the child therein. The Facebook user who posted it goes by the name “Eugene Terrorblanche.” Police contact information can be found here. WARNING: This is truly an awful image. We can only hope it’s staged. View List ›
The “Black Swan” Oscar winner gave birth to her first child, a baby boy fathered by fiance Benjamin Millepied. Congrats! View List ›
Matt and Ellie Greene got some national media attention after they started a Facebook page for their unborn daughter, Mariah. As of yesterday, the page no longer exists. The parents haven’t received any official notice, but they believe it was deleted by Facebook. It was more than likely removed for violating terms of service that say you can’t start a page under someone else’s name and must be at least 13 years of age. View List ›
The dad is a Red Sox fan and threatens his toddler with eviction if you he doesn’t stop liking the Yankees. Do they make “Father of the Millennium” mugs? Watch Video ›