Culture Buzz Some merchants at Seattle's Pike Place Market might not be crazy about the Market Theater Gum Wall, but the unsanitary tourist attraction has stuck around (get it??) for almost 20 years. Newlyweds often use the 50-foot-long alleyway as a backdrop for wedding photos, and, honestly, who can blame the lovebirds?
Take a lesson from Mesut “Hot Alien” Özil here. That is how to look like a heroin addict and bring home the ladies at the same time. (Being a soccer star also helps.)
A handy tip from Robots with Feelings… [Ed Note: Try not to get too choked up by this stern but fair advice, you mewling little crybabies.] (via The High Definite.)