Cheney’s Secret Assassination Squad

Dick Cheney had a secret C.I.A. club that planned to assassinate suspected Al-Qaeda terrorists abroad. While it never came to fruition (one source told the Times it “sounds great in the movies, but when you try to do it, it’s not that easy”), people are beginning to ponder the legal implications of such a program, which itself was assassinated by C.I.A. director Leon E. Panetta just last month. Others are speculating that this is just the tip of an iceberg… Read More ›

Brian Ries 2 years ago respond

Cheney Dunk Tank Raises $800 Billion For Nation on theonion.com ›

Organizers reported Sunday that the 44th White House Carnival was a rousing success, raising a record $800,000,066,845 for the federal government—$800 billion of which came from a dunk tank featuring former vice president Dick Cheney. Everyone who participated in the carnival is very lucky that Obama is closing Guantanamo. Cheney holds a grudge.

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Aretha’s Hat Is Everywhere

The big story of the inaugural proceedings today was Aretha Franklin's wonderful hat. And as you can see from this image of our ex-VP, the hat adds dignity and grace wherever it goes. Try on Aretha's hat or envision it in other great moments throughout history. You'll need to use Photoshop or Pixlr to add this hat to your photo and then upload it here. View Image ›

Jack Shepherd 3 years ago 5 responses