Do you spit or swallow your milk?
Cereal Killer owner Gary Keery fired back after an interview in which he was questioned about pricing out locals in London’s poorest borough.
“I’m pickin’ up good vibrations.”
Don’t worry. Your cereal is perfectly safe.
An exclusive first look at Cereal Killer in Brick Lane.
“Jay’s real name isn’t even Jay. It’s short for James. James Horatio Crunch, as in the son of Horatio Magellan Crunch, or as most people know him — Captain Crunch.”
The bad news is that you’re probably a weirdo. The good news is that everyone else is, too.
Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids with low standards.
Do you know the breakfast cereal rainbow?
Basic breakfast is for basic b*tches. Step your breakfast game up!
Often imitated and hilariously duplicated.
You probably shouldn’t take this advice seriously.
They’re simply Marvelous.
“I got an idea! You can get a job and buy whatever you want.” – Mom.
And TBH, the doughnut is probably fresher.
Can you identify 21 breakfast cereals correctly?
Can you tell the difference? Be honest.
Obviously sugar is just one factor when you’re deciding what cereal to buy. That said, how well do you know the sugar content of these famous cereals?
A modest proposal to the good folks at General Mills.
Calling all cereal killers.
And you thought the best way to spice up your Weet-Bix was by adding fruit and honey.
Cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
It’s time to face the facts.
It’s the classic tale between every cat and anything you try to eat ever.
You will never look at Corn Flakes the same way again. Ever.
Start your day the Australian way.
It’s time to get cerious about cereal.
You might be a cereal killer.
Have some dignity, you cereal munching fiends.