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  • The Top 146 Things This Man Smuggled Into Prison Up His Rectum

    California convict Earl Lee Vogt is being charged with smuggling contraband into prison, contraband his jailers believe was “keystered.” Vogt raised suspicions when he complained to guards that, “My ass is bleeding.” Here are the keystered items which may have prompted such discomfort. While this is an impressive score, Vogt still trails this woman in the hotly contest sport of cavity smuggling. View List ›

    Gavon Laessig 3 years ago 44 responses

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    Lil Jon Gets Miley Cyrus’s Old Number

    In an amazingly bizarre twist of fate, cuckoo rapper Lil’ Jon Tweeted about receiving calls for Hannah Montana herself, writing: “HOW COME I JUS GOT A NEW PHONE NUMBER AND ITS FUCKIN MILEY CIRUS OLD NUMBER!!! STOP CALLIN ME LIL DAMN GIRLS!!!! TRUE STORY!! NO BS!!” Please please please let this lead to a duet, or at the very least, a crunked-out Billy Ray Cyrus remix. Read More ›

    Eliot Glazer 5 years ago 16 responses