CELEBRITY BUZZ: The head of a Japanese ad agency secretly took crotch shots of the tennis star during a shoot, and then passed the photo around to colleagues. There’s Maria Sharapova, the tennis star, and then there’s Maria Sharapova’s Crotch, which has somehow detached itself into some kind of separate entity.

The Best Links:

1. Favorite New Tagline: “Make Every Shot, a Crotch Shot”
2. We owe Sharapova’s crotch our livelihood. Thank you, thank you.
3. With so many crotch shots going around…who cares about Sharapova’s?
4. Photo of Maria Sharapova Crotch Shot is Not the One in Question
5. Toyo Shigeta, Chief Executive Officer of Dentsu Holdings, Has a Long History of Pervdom
6. Crotch shots of women celebrities on BuzzFeed

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Halle’s boobs make headlines in London. At first we thought this got attention because she’s pregnant (hence the ginormous chest), but then we realized Halle Berry always rocks the cleavage.

The Best Links:

1. Holy Cleavage, Catwoman!
2. “I am mesmerized by Halle Berry’s boobage.”
3. Halle Berry’s Breasts Confuse Talkshow Host
4. Hopefully, Halle Berry’s Cleavage Will Make Up for Her Crappy Movie
5. Halle Berry’s Cleavage Opens A Restaurant
6. Bruce Willis Inpects Halle’s Chest
7. Pre-Baby Cleavage On Maxim
8. Cleavage Played A Major Roll In That One James Bond Film

CELEBRITY BUZZ: “Ghost Boobs appear when someone takes a picture of you (or a celebrity) and you can see the white bra right through their shirt.” Their memory haunts us in our dreams. (Thanks for the tip!)

The Best Links:

1. Lindsay Lohan and Elle Macpherson’s ghost boobs
2. Julia Allison’s Nipples Make An Appearance
3. Diana Ross’ Bra
4. Demi Moore Has Nipples
5. Paris Hilton see-through photos
6. Is Victoria Beckham constantly nippy?
7. Your Daily Ghost Boob
8. Can’t you ladies get a proper brassiere?
9. Watch the Gravy Train Video for their Critically Acclaimed Song “Ghost Boobs”
10. Britney With Black Ghost Boobs
11. Britney’s Ghost Boobs Go XMAS Shopping (Different Incident!)
12. Hollywood Fashion Epidemic: Transparent Clothing
13. Pamela Anderson Does the Reverse Dark-Bra-Under-White-Shirt Thing

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Strange abundance of cameltoe lately. This trend was inspired by our new favorite site: Rate Cameltoes. We love the Netflix-style Ajax polling system and easy-to-use interface.

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The Best Links:

1. Top 13 Best Celeb Cameltoe’s
2. Maria Sharapova with some classic tennis cameltoe
3. Sienna Miller Camel Toe! Eeewww!
4. Old School Jessica Alba Cameltoe
5. Classic Britney Spears Cameltoe
6. New Cameltoe! Christina Aguilera Rocks the Cameltoe, Fupa, and Back-Up Cameltoe
7. Jessica Simpson’s Cameltoe in Video Format
8. Camel Toe Cage Match!
9. Camel Toe Hos - Camel Toe to a Whole New Level
10. The Camel Toe Squad
11. Denise Austin- The best fitness camel toe (extended version)
12. Mischa Barton cameltoe disaster
13. Marc Jacobs in a huge cameltoe costume
14. Cameltoe Cup for faking cameltoe
15. Tyra Banks and the Case of the Ghostly Cameltoe
16. Wonder Woman Cameltoe
17. Super Swing Golf video game girl has cameltoe!
18. Paula Abdul’s White Cotton Cameltoe Makes MC Skat Cat Jealous!
19. Most “interesting” cameltoe on Flickr - haha
20. Oprah: Richest Cameltoe in the World! Jealous.
21. Celebrity Moose Knuckle Down
22. Not Quite Celebrity, but American Idol Cameltoe
23. Jessica Biel’s cameltoe visible through her bikinni
24. Ice-T’s Wife Permanent Cameltoe
25. Caroline Trentini Camel Toe!
26. Mariah Carey’s Christmas Cameltoe
27. “Tyra Banks Uses Massive Cameltoe To Distract From Massive Ass”
28. Lindsay Lohan in American Apparel Bodytard
29. Paris Shows off Cameltoe with Flourishy Movement
30. Fergie’s Big Brown Cameltoe
31. Kelly Ripa Camel Toe Only Makes Her MILFier
32. Christina Aguilera’s Wrinkle
33. “Mariah Wears Cameltoe; Muppet Feet”
34. Fantasia’s Sweatstains Only Exacerbates Outline of Cameltoe
35. The science of Cameltoe explained with dry, encyclopedic humor
36. Men Can Suffer from “Male Pattern Cameltoe” A Horrible Tragic Disease
37. For Men, It’s Called “Moose-Knuckle” - Tom Cruise Has Cameltoe
38. Definitions of Cameltoe on Urban Dictionary
39. Spock has Moose Knuckle

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Awards show cleavage gets out of hand, most notably, Helen Mirren’s. Happy Friday (the only day when it’s acceptable to bring you TWO trends about breasts)! It’s that time of the year again when awards show season is upon us. Who has the best and worst cleavage? Who in Hollywood desperately needs a breast reduction? The answers to these questions and more await you.

The Best Links:

1. Picture of Beyonce’s dodgy boob job.
2. Old Lady Cleavage
3. The Ladies of “Ugly Betty” Spill Out (BTW this blog is amazing)
4. Beyonce’s Cleavage from like, 8 Different Angles
5. Katherine McPhee’s Cleavage Better Quality than “American Idol”
6. Scarlett Johansson Is Yesterday’s Cleavage
7. Time to Play “Guess That Cleavage”
8. Good Girls Gone Bad: Mandy Moore Cleavage!
9. Salma Hayek Is A Cleavage Queen

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Famous people’s nipples for you. This is the easiest way for a girl to get attention in the media without having to resort to sex tapes and all that fussy stuff. Lily Allen’s nip slip came up #1 in our trend detector. Go Lily! (Warning: Some of these links are obscene.)

The Best Links:

1. And, Another Paris Nip Slip
2. Mischa’s Butt Slip
3. Another Paris Hilton Nip Slip
4. Tara Reid’s Nipples “Look like they were sewn back on by a 2-year-old”
5. “…a storied history of accidental breast exposing that dates back nearly 40 years”
6. Jessica Alba’s Nipple as Shiny And Lustrous as Her Hair
7. Penelope Cruz: Nipple Looks Like Gold Nugget
8. Katy Perry Nipple Slip
9. “Lily Allen continues quest to randomly flash her breasts for no apparent reason”
10. Sienna Miller Topless bikini Nip Slip
11. Kate Beckinsale Boob Slip Video
12. Nip Slips: the Greatest Hits Video
13. Rachel Bilson Nip Slip?
14. The Nip Slip Collage
15. PARIS’ FIRST NIP SLIP OF 2007!!!!
16. Ashlee Simpson Nipple Slip Pictures!!!
17. Million-Dollar-Babe in See-Through Top
18. Lindsay Lohan Exposes Yet Another Body Part
19. Amber Tamblyn’s Cute Pre-Pubescent Boobies
20. Cameron Diaz Thinks Globally, Bares Nipples to Spaniards
21. Julia Allison’s Nipples Make An Appearance
22. Mischa Barton Lets a Nipple Slip
23. Megan Fox Has Nipples
24. Celebrity Nipple Slips And Upskirts: Hot In 2007
25. Megan Fox Nipple Slip Pictures
26. Lindsay Lohan Classes Up a Nipple Slip
27. Christina Ricci Nipple Slip Pictures
28. Uma Thurman And Her See-Through Dress
29. Christina Aguilera’s Nipple Ring
30. Nicole Ritchie Nipple Slip Video
31. Christina Ricci Nipple Slip
32. Nipslip at Ed Hardy Fashion Show
33. Cindy Crawford is spotting the paparazzi.
34. JOJO - nipple slip?
35. Generic Skinny Models slippin’ their nips
36. A Playboy TV Nip Slip
37. Tony Parker Nip Slip?
38. Lindsay Lohan bikini Nip Slip
39. Asian Nip Slip
40. Annabelle Rama nipple photos
41. Lil’ Kim’s Not-So Lil’ Nip Slip
42. Natalie Portman nip slip - I guess you can’t go topless at the beach if you are a celebrity
43. Lily Allen Nip Slip
44. Another Bai Ling nip slip
45. Pamela Anderson Nip Slips Again
46. Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip!
47. Mariah Carey Nip-Slip Pictures
48. Australia’s Next Top Model Nip Slip
49. Beckham Shines Through
50. Britney Spears is at it again
51. The Very Latest Paris Hilton Nip Slip
52. Topless picture and nip slips from Kate Moss
53. Retro: That nip slip clip from The Price is Right
54. Pamela Andersons’ Deformed Nipple
55. Courtney Cox’s Daughter Pulls Down Her Bikini Top
56. Jessica Biel Has THO
57. The Official Celeb Nip Slip Collection
58. Another Bai Ling nip slip
59. Petra Nemcova Exposes her Nipple
60. Ashlee Simpson Nip Slip. RARE
61. Model Angela Lindvall Nip Slip
62. “Jessica Simpson barely avoids a nip slip”
63. Mena Suvari’s Cute Little Boobies
64. Amy Poehler Topless!
65. A Sordid Recap of Paris Hilton’s “Oops!” Moments
66. Britney Crotch Shots!
67. Rod Stewart’s Pube Slip
68. Courtney Cox’s Daughter Pulls Down Her Bikini Top
69. Kate Bosworth’s Bare And Bony Chest
70. Barbra Streisand’s Offensively Large Breasts
71. Fergie’s Nipple Almost Reaches Her Neck
72. Mischa Barton’s Delicately and Perfectly Formed Breast
73. Kate Moss’ Nipple (Looks Slightly Smushed?)
74. Yet Another Paris Hilton Nip Slip
75. A Photographic History of Best Celeb Nip Slips
76. Sienna Miller Topless
77. NBC’s censors miss a very quick nip slip during the Emmys broadcast
78. Madonna Wins the Wet T-shirt Contest in Our Hearts