1. Brad Pitt and Veronica Lake

   

2. 2. Catherine Zeta Jones and Robert Vaughn

   

3. 3. Demi Moore and Paul Newman

   

4. 4. Marlon Brando and Penelope Cruz

   

5. 5. Kirk Douglas and Halle Berry

   

6. 6. Gary Cooper and Scarlet Johansson

   

7. 7. George Clooney and Grace Kelly

   

8. 8. Elvis and Angelina Jolie

   

9. 9. Ann Margret and Tom Cruise

   

10. 10. Bernie Mac and Billie Holiday

    

11. 11. Vanilla Ice and Veronica Lake

    

12. 12. Gary Busey and Sally Eilers

    

13. 13. Paul Newman and Scarlett Johansson

    

14. 14. Gregory Peck and Jessica Simpson

    

15. 15. Anna Nicole Smith and JFK

    

16. 16. Gwen Stefani and Charlie Chaplin

    

17. 17. Elizabeth Hurley and Clarck Gable

    

18. 18. Marilyn Manson and Audrey Hepburn

    

19. 19. Clark Gable and Kelly Clarkson

    

20. 20. Buster Keaton and Tara Reid

    

21. 21. Humphrey Bogart and Drew Barrymore

    

Taylor Swift can't stop talking about Joe Jonas.

The Best Links:

1. Taylor Swift Says Joe Cheated on Her with Older Woman
2. Taylor’s Message to Joe Jonas
3. Radio Interview About Joe
4. Taylor on Ellen “Joe broke up by phone”

The funny couple have decided to call it quits after five years.

The Best Links:

1. I’m Fucking Ben Affleck By Jimmy Kimmel
2. I’m Fucking Matt Damon By Sarah Silverman
3. “The Frivolous and Flighty Details of Celebrity Lives Rarely Touch Our Cold, Dark Hearts, But This News Has Truly Bummed Us Out.”
4. Thanks For Nothing, Matt Damon
5. Kimmel and Silverman No Longer “F***ing”

The nasty divorce proceedings get kind of amazing for celebrity a-holes Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, as audio recordings surface in which Sheen calls his now ex-wife — among other insults — the N-word. Hooray for Hollywood!

The Best Links:

1. Charlie Just Wants to See His Kids!
2. Charlie Sheen Also Lambasted Denise About Her Mother As She Was Undergoing Chemotherapy [The Worst People in the World]
3. An Academic Exploration Into the Origin of “Ni**er”
4. Ni**ers Vs. Leprechauns: Who’s REALLY At Fault?
5. Read the Transcripts
6. P.S. Denise Richards Not Black
7. What’s Worse: Charlie Sheen Calling His Wife a Dispicably Misplaced Racial Slur, Or the Fact That E! Calls It the “N-Bomb”?

Pete Doherty plants one on Amy Winehouse, and the world realizes what a beautiful couple they’d make.

The Best Links:

1. Hot Close-Ups! Open Sores!
2. Pete Doherty visits Amy Winehouse at 4AM
3. Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty Are Releasing a Duet Together
4. Blakey’s Coming After Them…After He Gets Released from Prison
5. Most Perfect Couple Ever, As Long as They Don’t Procreate
6. Lots of Photos
7. Pete Is Finally Free! Kisses Amy Winehouse to Celebrate

The actress is snapped in New York getting all huggy with the scruffy freak-folk star.

The Best Links:

1. Game Recognize Game
2. Finally, a Man to Match Natalie’s Hippy-Worthy Resume
3. Natalie Portman Breaks Charlie Manson Out Of Jail to Enjoy The Springtime
4. Did I Just Coin the Name Devenalie?
5. Jezebel Commenters Hate Devendra’s Style
6. She Like Musicians, Apparently
7. Hats Off to DevBan