Celebrity Buzz The nasty divorce proceedings get kind of amazing for celebrity a-holes Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, as audio recordings surface in which Sheen calls his now ex-wife -- among other insults -- the N-word. Hooray for Hollywood! Sheen publicly apologized, [seriously] citing that a black guy was the best man at his first two weddings. Because as everyone knows, the best way to reform one's racist leanings is to dress up a person of color in fancy clothes and give them an inconsequential title. Hear that, Dr. King? That's the sound of progress!
Celebrity Buzz Pete Doherty plants one on Amy Winehouse, and the world realizes what a beautiful couple they'd make. At first glance, this seemed too trashy to post, but now it kind of serves the purpose of being diametrically opposed to the Scarlett-Penelope kiss.
Celebrity Buzz The actress is snapped in New York getting all huggy with the scruffy freak-folk star. A photo - one that that flatters no one, by the way - sparks speculation that Portman and Banhart are dating, much to the chagrin of pretty much everyone.
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