Hot couple alert! Andy Samberg and Reba McEntire are f*cking, except Reba is actually a crazy dude who found a wig in a dumpster. Finally, the queen of country makes her way into SNL infamy, albeit with a minor bump in the road (a dong in the pants).
Music Buzz Taylor Swift can't stop talking about Joe Jonas. First there was the video with the Jonas Brothers Doll. Then on Ellen she revealed that the track “Forever and Always” was about Joe and that he dumped her over the phone (27 seconds!!!) Last night on the CMA red carpet she also suggested he cheated on her with an older woman, Camilla Belle. Joe Jonas, you Womanizer.
Celebrity Buzz The funny couple have decided to call it quits after five years. And we thought true love could live off dirty jokes and foul language. Sad.
Celebrity Buzz The nasty divorce proceedings get kind of amazing for celebrity a-holes Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, as audio recordings surface in which Sheen calls his now ex-wife — among other insults — the N-word. Hooray for Hollywood! Sheen publicly apologized, [seriously] citing that a black guy was the best man at his first two weddings. Because as everyone knows, the best way to reform one’s racist leanings is to dress up a person of color in fancy clothes and give them an inconsequential title. Hear that, Dr. King? That’s the sound of progress!
Celebrity Buzz Pete Doherty plants one on Amy Winehouse, and the world realizes what a beautiful couple they’d make. At first glance, this seemed too trashy to post, but now it kind of serves the purpose of being diametrically opposed to the Scarlett-Penelope kiss.
Celebrity Buzz The actress is snapped in New York getting all huggy with the scruffy freak-folk star. A photo - one that that flatters no one, by the way - sparks speculation that Portman and Banhart are dating, much to the chagrin of pretty much everyone.