Culture Buzz Sensors are picking up signs of fuzziness on the planet's surface. Mr. Whiskers, form an away team and try not to get distracted by shiny things.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. Somebody should add a Nickelback soundtrack to this video. (Via Turtlefeed!)
New scientific findings suggest that Turtles are in fact made of cats. Therefore they are the Internet.
Someone with far more time than I have scoured the 'net for pictures of cat and turtle (or tortoise) love and turned it into a music video.