Before she was First Lady but after she was a supermodel, Carla Bruni went on a talk show called “Eurotrash” to teach people lewd pick-up lines in foreign languages. And it’s totally ok, because the French are too cool to be offended. (Vaguely NSFW if yours is the kind of office where one can’t discuss fingers in bottoms.)
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Somewhere on the streets of Paris, there is a video of the French First Lady engaged in “highly intimate acts” with her former lover. A bunch of images (old news, you’ve seen her naked) and video (NEW! HOT!) were stolen in a burglary, which was maybe an “attack” on Sarkozy. The politics are less exciting than the fact that a video of Carla in flagrante could leak on the internet any day now.
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