BuzzFeed - Buzz Tagged "Carla Bruni" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 21:51:27 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) The Official Carla Bruni Facelift Timeline http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/the-official-carla-bruni-plastic-surgery-timeline It pains me to say it, but we're entering some dangerous plastic surgery territory here. Stop now, Carla! You're beautiful just the way you are!

  1. 1989

  2. 1992

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  3. 1994

    (Image via Life)

  4. 1997

  5. 2003

  6. 2004

  7. May 2007

    The make-up is also admittedly troubling on this one.

  8. March 2008

  9. September 2008

  10. April 2009

  11. July 2009

  12. March 2010

    This is the lowest point. Thankfully, we have scaled back.

  13. June 2010

  14. Yesterday

  15. And beyond, if we don't quit the Botox:

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/the-official-carla-bruni-plastic-surgery-timeline Wed, 29 Sep 2010 12:38:38 -0400 <b>It pains me to say it, but we&#39;re entering some dangerous plastic surgery territory here.</b> Stop now, Carla! You&#39;re beautiful just the way you are! akdobbins nonadult Carla Bruni's Multilingual Sex Tips http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/carla-brunis-multilingual-sex-tips

Before she was First Lady but after she was a supermodel, Carla Bruni went on a talk show called “Eurotrash” to teach people lewd pick-up lines in foreign languages.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/carla-brunis-multilingual-sex-tips Tue, 25 May 2010 13:38:38 -0400 Before she was First Lady but after she was a supermodel, Carla Bruni went on a talk show called "Eurotrash" to teach people lewd pick-up lines in foreign languages. akdobbins nonadult Michelle Obama's Death Stare http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/michelle-obamas-death-stare This photo of Michelle glaring at Carla Bruni is making the rounds today (Thanks, Matt Drudge), and with good reason—it is pretty hilarious. She has the best “I Mean Business” look since my 7th grade English teacher. Lesson: do your homework and dream big, or else.

  1. I Can Pose Naked, Too

    (and it would sell for way more than $20K.)

  2. Fight Face

  3. 2 First Lady Glares, for the price of 1

  4. Don't Even Think About It, Sasha

  5. That Goes For You Too, Buddy

  6. the Next Generation

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/michelle-obamas-death-stare Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:33:44 -0400 <b>This photo of Michelle glaring at Carla Bruni is making the rounds today (Thanks, Matt Drudge), and with good reason--it is pretty hilarious.</b> She has the best "I Mean Business" look since my 7th grade English teacher. Lesson: do your homework and dream big, or else. akdobbins nonadult G-20 Wife Battle http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/g-20-wife-battle

The G-20 summit is about two things: 1. looking important while trying to “fix the world” and 2. showing off your hot stylish wife!

The Best Links:

  1. First Ladies Night!
  2. Fashion Face Off: Day 1!
  3. Will Michelle go sleeveless to meet the Queen?!
  4. Sarah Brown and Michelle Obama go head to head.
  5. Carla Bruni will not be in attendance. :(
  6. Hot G-20 Wives (with photos)
  7. Fashion battle of the First Ladies
  8. This article calls the occasion a “handbag summit,” which is mean.
  9. Michelle Obama: Barack’s SECRET DIPLOMATIC WEAPON oooh
]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/g-20-wife-battle Tue, 31 Mar 2009 11:13:58 -0400 The G-20 summit is about two things: 1. looking important while trying to "fix the world" and 2. showing off your hot stylish wife! akdobbins nonadult Carla Bruni's Naked Tote Bag http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/carla-brunis-naked-tote-bag

The French first lady has sued over a tote bag featuring her naked likeness.

The Best Links:

  1. Bruni-Sarkozy wins $57,000 in damages
  2. The image, taken in 1993, was auctioned for $91,000
  3. Her husband failed to have his own voodoo doll removed from stores
  4. Carla Bruni - Featured on BuzzFeed
  5. “Carla bruni doesn’t want her naked picture on a shopping bag”
  6. French first lady sues over naked image on tote bag
]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/carla-brunis-naked-tote-bag Tue, 16 Dec 2008 14:53:50 -0500 The French first lady has sued over a tote bag featuring her naked likeness. akdobbins nonadult How Many Partners Is Too Many? http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/how-many-partners-is-too-many

French First Lady Carla Bruni ‘s revelation that she’s slept with 15 men (before marrying Nicolas Sarkozy) kicks off a discussion of sex and numbers.

The Best Links:

  1. My Boyfriend’s Number Makes Me Uncomfortable
  2. Susie Bright On The ‘How Many’ Question
  3. “More than 15, I’d say, and you are starting to demean sex itself. “
  4. Carla Bruni - Featured on BuzzFeed
  5. “There’s no single perfect number that will make you: a) happy and b) not a slut.”
]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/how-many-partners-is-too-many Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:31:12 -0400 French First Lady <a href="http://buzzfeed.com/buzz/Carla_Bruni">Carla Bruni</a>'s revelation that she's slept with 15 men (before marrying Nicolas Sarkozy) kicks off a discussion of sex and numbers. scott nonadult