An Operating Room Nurse Confirms That Yes, Many Surgeons Are Assholes
“Once I had a surgeon throw a suture needle at me because I set it up for a righty, and it turned out he was a lefty.”
“Once I had a surgeon throw a suture needle at me because I set it up for a righty, and it turned out he was a lefty.”
“I had to go back into the bedroom to grab the vacuum, and the homeowner was standing in his massive closet, butt-naked.”
“We had a volunteer take the stand in court and say she didn’t think the children were on a good diet because they ate potato chips all the time. That’s really not our concern here.”
“Money won’t guarantee you a spot unless you’ve donated tens of millions of dollars. You pretty much need to have your name on a building.”
One protester screamed, “I should firebomb this place.”
“One time I had to pick up one of my models from prison after she stole a banana from Whole Foods.”
“It’s cute at first, with the really little kids dancing around. But you forget that they don’t know what they’re singing.”
“Our clients genuinely don’t know what the hell I am or what I can do to help them.”
The job turned out to be door-to-door sales of ugly, $7.99 art. It seemed sort of like a pyramid scheme.
“He started saying he needed a woman to take care of him, and that I was cute, and that I should take care of him.”
It’s not all about wearing designer clothing.
“Any event where we have a press check-in, we have all these crazies showing up. And I’ve had people lie to me about who they were.”
Display builders at department stores work 60 to 70 hours a week at Christmastime, in freezing windows. And something always goes wrong.
“When an American production comes here, the attitude is to throw money at the problem until it goes away.”
“I get hit at least five or six times a week. I’ve been spit on and bitten. But I also get pictures drawn for me.”
“Everyone is hungover at Sunday brunch. If a waiter reeks of booze or hasn’t shaved, you have to send them away. And then you’re short on staff.”
Men would ask questions about Alaskan natives like, “Would they just have sex on the floor in front of everyone? That’s what savages do, right?”
“The media does a lot of damage, and ‘pit bull’ has become more of a social construct than actually about those dogs.”
“My job is very stressful, but these women are not animals. They’re good people who did really bad things.”
“You have these kids in tenth grade who’ve never learned a thing about anatomy. The only thing they’ve been taught is abstinence.”
“I saw a meth lab right next to a kid’s bedroom. He left his bike in the lab. This little kid was constantly going in and out of a meth lab.”
“I use psychic powers to answer questions like, ‘Why do I have this particular fetish?’ or ‘Why am I attracted to S&M?’”
He’s also been offered dates, sexual acts, and drugs.
“People just don’t have any money.”
One time, Brian Williams called.
“If they’d known about it, our bosses never would have let the activities director show the residents porn.”
The people in charge of reality shows think America is too dumb for good TV.
A New York City public school teacher responds to complaints that the system prevents teachers from doing their jobs.
“You get inspired and you think you can fix all these problems with education… but you’re not really given the opportunity to help, because you just have to fill out paperwork all the time. “
“When I tell them they can’t go to the Jersey Shore, I haven’t seen tears but girls have been very upset.”