“You only get 10 years to be in your twenties.”
“Let me walk around as a big ball of hair and see how many guys I get.”
Are they mutually exclusive?
Be the boss.
Working 9 to 9 just to stay alive.
Landing your dream job isn’t easy. But if you work hard and stick to your guns, your dream can become a reality. For more helpful advice in life, watch Jake Gyllenhaal’s thriller Nightcrawler, now playing in theaters.
What do you REALLY do for a living?
Get more done.
Starting a new job can be exciting and stressful. It can also make your $250,000+ education feel like you did nothing but sniff sharpies for 4 years.
BREATHE, IT’LL BE OK.
Sadly, more coffee will not solve every problem.
It’s actually a fact that gentlemen prefer blonds.
Plus the highly dangerous ’90s toys you loved so much, the new pizza with fried-chicken instead of dough, and ways to speed up your metabolism.
Is your cat secretly an artist, or is your cat a total suit? Find their true destiny within!
This is for everyone who’s ever had to decide between a job and a significant other.
(As told by Salem the cat.)
OMG, DID I CHANGE MY “VIEW AS ANONYMOUS” SETTING?
Hey superheroes, don’t quit your day jobs. Unless your day job is being a scientists. We’ve got plenty of those.
From reality star to author, the heiress has held more jobs than you might expect.
“The only group that really has it made are the white, straight, upper-class men,” said Sklar, a Sheryl Sandberg champion.
Networking like a bosssss.
“There’s no understanding of what hard work is,” says Editor-in-Chief Joanna Coles.
“Any event where we have a press check-in, we have all these crazies showing up. And I’ve had people lie to me about who they were.”
Want to be successful? You’ll have to transform yourself into a very tall, blonde, first-born child named Deborah.
“When I tell them they can’t go to the Jersey Shore, I haven’t seen tears but girls have been very upset.”
He went from cute little kid to bona fide movie star. Gotta love JGL.
Sports, construction, and other male-dominated fields remain very unfriendly to gay employees. But a few are working to make things better for everyone.
A plausible explanation. Thanks society!
Researchers discovered that people are more tolerant of female bosses’ mistakes — if they work in traditionally male-dominated jobs.