Gotta text ‘em all!
Gotta text ‘em all!
Psychic phenomena or not? Play this short one-minute game to decide.
From diamonds to herpes…
Your real card is on its way. I promise.
Kids sure tell it like it is…
For all the smart, strong, sensual people in your life.
Because this is how the internet shows emotions.
These are perfect to send to someone you hate.
Let’s be honest, the only true love that exists in this world is between a man and his burger.
Because reading is sexy, baby.
Oh, let me count the reasons.
Who wouldn’t want to receive a card featuring small children getting drunk?
You have to admit these are pretty well done, though.
Give everyone you know something they’ll be proud to display on the mantle.
Thank Khrist. Noticeably absent from the card this year were Rob Kardashian, Scott Disick, Lamar Odom, Kanye, and baby North West.
UPDATED: The president’s former body man offers new details on what happened inside the White House the day Osama bin Laden was killed. “I’m not going to be down there. I can’t watch this entire thing,” Obama reportedly said.
Because having two moms makes the day twice as special.
Father’s Day is on June 15th and your dad straight-up rocks 365 days of the year.
She gave birth to you, she fed you, she picked you up from awful middle school dances; the least you can do is buy her a Mother’s Day card.
It’s absolutely encouraged to send these to your enemies, though.
Touching truths from the Bluths. Updated!
Bless you Parks and Rec, for giving us a day to celebrate our fellow flawless ladies. It’s like Festivus but for Valentine’s Day.
By the look of these photos, it doesn’t seem like they’re very good at cards. I wonder if the people sitting at the table had any idea who they were sitting with?
To send you good birthday vibes the good old fashioned American way, the BuzzFeed Shift editors made you this e-card with some of our favorite things. Feminine cats, Rihanna’s Instagrams, Kate Middleton on Kate Upton’s body, Eden Wood, etc.
Space Invaders would eat peoples lunch money in quarters before you knew it. Well this DIY project can probably be done during your next lunch break and not cost as much.
From a quick survey of the game, it seems like the best strategy here would be to equip her deck with a Black Salvo and a Cyber Dragon, then really just let loose! But I’m sure the cat knows what she’s doing.
Here’re those Scott Pilgrim-themed cards you’ve been looking for. And just in time to tell that someone special just how much in lesbians you are with them.
It’s not the holidays until you start receiving Christmas cards from your boss’s family that make you feel uncomfortable. So, here’s 26 of those to make you feel even weirder!
What do you get the woman who helped you double in size and strength, protected you from descending aliens, and gave you the Triforce of courage, wisdom, and power? How about a sparkly animated Mother’s Day GIF from your friends at BuzzFeed? Her heart meter will be full of red potion for having such a thoughtful child. Read More ›