Two words: Prosthetic vaginas.
Two words: Prosthetic vaginas.
The French drama about a young lesbian relationship, which won the Palm d’Or at the Cannes Film Festival this year, is the talk of Hollywood.
Robber stuffs his suitcase with gems and escapes in one of Europe’s biggest jewelry heists.
These ads are all as fake as your Sildenafil citrate erection.
There’s really only one person who could pull off these gold pajamas.
Variety wrote it contained “the most explosively graphic lesbian sex scenes in recent memory.”
You know, the one Valentino himself sent out a press release announcing Hathaway would be wearing before that last-minute hullaballo over Amanda Seyfried’s too-smilar look.
The actress discussed the fashion mishap with Jimmy Fallon last night on Late Night.
Also: Justin Timberlake, who clearly has a really bad hair mousse addiction.
You won’t believe this one fascinator. Just you see.
FromThe Great Gatsby’s cast to a gaggle of top models and, um, David Hasselhoff. Quite the eclectic guest list, then.
He’ll head the main Cannes jury, joining an eclectic club of international and American filmmaking luminaries.
OK—he throws sand in kids’ faces, messes up women’s hair, and knocks over tents But, he is the future. (via thisisnotadvertising.wordpress.com)
You probably couldn’t make it to Cannes. Not to worry! These films from Cannes directors on Netflix are crazier than anything they’re showing in France.
A risky move, both in execution and interpretation, that is not to be attempted by amateurs. From amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS 2012 event at Cannes. Angelina Jolie’s Right Leg is doing a slow, teary-eyed clap right now.
Those sights primarily being Kim Kardashian. Caught lookin’!
The coastal setting, European vibe, and pitch perfect weather mean lots of hats, linen suits, and cool sunglasses. Here, some of the best, most festive male looks.
Here’s The Gossip singer giving nary a fuck on the red carpet. Ditto was there to perform at the opening night ceremony for the venerable French film festival/ham it up with her soon-to-be wife, Kristen Ogata.
This is an overabundance of dress. Did they ladies all get together before the Cannes Film Festival and decide to cause a fabric shortage?
Elisabetta Canalis was dumped into the ocean in a body bag following a spat with the dictator himself — Sacha Baron Cohen. Don’t worry though, it was just a publicity stunt happening over at the Cannes Film Festival. No Italian models were actually killed.
This clandestine documentary, smuggled into France for a last-minute submission to Cannes, depicts the day-to-day life of acclaimed Iranian director Jafar Panahi. “This is Not a Film” was shot partially on an iPhone during Panahi’s house arrest in his Tehran apartment while appealing his sentence — six years in prison and a 20-year filmmaking ban.
Shy’m meet world, world…Shy’m. This is French R&B singer Shy’m, and yes, she really wore this on the red carpet at the NRJ Music Awards in Cannes. Haven’t you heard? Transparent corsets are all the rage is Paris.
According to CNN, Cannes is located somewhere in northern Spain.
The only real difference between a bad movie poster and a good one is whether or not it has laurel leaves.
Or statutory rape. You say potato. Oh, hey, it won a prestigious advertising award. The judges who saw this apparently popped some Sportage in their pants. Blech. (via copyranter.blogspot.com) View List ›
Terrence Malick’s latest, starring Brad Pitt and Sean Penn, won the Palm d’Or at the Cannes Film Festival. And Kirsten Dunst won Best Actress! And Ryan Gosling kissed a dude! And Lars Von Trier is still banned! Exciting times in France. View List ›
Looks like he’s rebounding nicely from Bar Refaeli. You want to hate DiCaprio out of sheer spite and envy, especially when you see him chomping on a cigar like a cartoon millionaire, but then you remember What’s Eating Gilbert Grape and you just can’t. More at Daily Mail. View List ›
This is Elisabetta Canalis. She has dated George Clooney. She looks very nice in a small bikini. That is all the information you need, and frankly more than you want. Much (MUCH) more at The Superficial. View List ›