*angry face emoji*.
*angry face emoji*.
Well done, Canadian brethren.
But you still believe tiny hippos exist.
Food from our neighbors up north…how different can it be?
“Strong is the new skinny.”
Because #WeAreWinter is forever.
Be careful, kids.
“Is Toronto a province?”
O Canada, I will drink to thee.
Are you True-ly North strong and free?
See, Oreos really aren’t that bad for you!
These are real headlines and happenings.
“The games have always been a little gay. Let’s fight to keep them that way.”
Stop being so nice, Canada, it’s pissing us off.
And clowns weren’t the scary crux of your childhood.
From far and wide, we stand on guard for thee-se things.
That is, if it’s actually *possible* to piss off a Canadian.
Sometimes the success of your hockey team means more to you than the deliciousness of a pizza.
Thank goodness for the apprehension part, not so much the BuzzFeed user part. Luka Rocco Magnotta, on the run after murdering and eating a man, was finally arrested in an internet cafe in Berlin. Also, he posted bare-assed photos of himself on our website.
At least that’s what focus groups saw. It’s in fact the Vimy Memorial in France, dedicated to Canadian soldiers who lost their lives in World War I. Certain participants in focus groups said the new bill contained imagery too reminiscent of the World Trade Center and was too pornographic.
Cripple fight! No, but seriously, retired Canadian Football septuagenarians Joe Kapp and Angelo Mosca got into a scuffle at an otherwise pleasant alumni meetup on Friday. Perhaps things turned sour when Mosca suggested that Kapp “stick it up [his] ass?” (via gawker.com)
Take comfort, America. There are friggin’ idiots friggin’ everywhere. Now gimme a cigarette, ey. Watch Video ›
American Apparel recently received a stay of execution thanks to investors pumping $15 million into the near-bankrupt clothing company. Let’s celebrate by looking at their naughtiest ads. Their naughtiest ads from this year, that is. A mega list of every American Apparel ad featuring nudity or blasé soft core would stretch longer than Dov Charney’s court docket. View List ›