MOVIE BUZZ: MTV — the same network that made bisexuality the basis for a game show — is remaking the 1975 cult classic. If Chris Crocker ends up as the “sweet transvestite,” we’re totally boycotting. (Oh, who are we kidding? We’re so watching.)

The Best Links:

1. MTV Readies “Rocky Horror” Redux
2. Casting Notes: Bruce Vilanch To Woo The MTV Generation?
3. “The Time Warp”
4. Hairspray 2: Also Happening
5. New Rocky Horror To Feature New Horrible Music

CULTURE BUZZ: Who said summer has to be about campfires, bug juice, and swimming? This extensive list of extreme summer camps will trade in the s’mores and water guns for other signature summer fun like Scientology lessons and “dietary restriction-themed storybooks.” For example, at the Ted Nugent Kamp For Kids, the staff “gets kids out of the malls and off the streets, into the woods and in touch with the natural healing powers of the wild.” And then they shoot animals in cold blood.

The Best Links:

1. Extreme Summer Camps
2. Wet Hot American Summer

POLITICS BUZZ: Well, that didn’t take long: Hustler has turned the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal into its latest porno flick. The YouTube trailer begins with Spitzer’s stand-in (30-year porn veteran Mike Horner) telling a call girl, “I have to leave for Washington on official business in an hour, so we’re going to have to make this a quickie.” It just gets better from there. The DVD hits shelves next month, and seems destined to be come an instant cult classic. The trailer is actually safe for work, but the box cover definitely is not.

The Best Links:

1. Porn of the Opportunistic Moment: Hustler’s “Gov Love: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story”
2. Hustler Is Calling All Political Scandal Junkies!
3. Cumming to a Smut Shop Near You: The Eliot Splitz-Her Story
4. Gov Love DVD Box Cover (NSFW!)
5. Spitzer Shocker! Eliot’s Story Turned into Porn Spoof