American television execs are continuing to just say no to nipples on air. Eva Mendes’ new ad for Calvin Klein has been banned from U.S. networks. The ad shows Eva rolling around topless while musing on love, madness, and obsession. Turns out Calvin Klein execs already knew how prude we Americans are before producing the ad. They just didn’t care.

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1. “Banned! Eva Mendes’ Calvin Klein Ad”
2. Nipple Ban = Serious Election Issue
3. Adding Nipples Fixes Everything!
4. Eva Mendes v. Kate Moss

CELEBRITY BUZZ: 28-year-old Sean Avery is now dating Calvin Klein’s 51-year-old ex-wife, Kelly. Sean Avery seems to do everything for attention, whether it’s interning for fashion magazines or dating a “cougar.” He’s kind of like the new Dennis Rodman, but gayer.

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1. This Sean Avery Kid Has Moxie
2. Metrosexual Youngun’ Dating Cougar
3. Sean Avery - Featured on BuzzFeed
4. Sean Avery At Vogue - Featured Image on BuzzFeed
5. Photos of Kelly Klein