Cake is great, right? Everyone loves it, and right before they eat it, everyone makes an awesome cake face. Use the image overlay to show us what your cake face looks like.
Culture Buzz Because Gabourey Sidibe, bless her heart, ain't the only thing that's precious around here.
Marc Jacobs and his boyfriend wed in St. Barts (aw, too bad), fashioning the cake topper after their inner plastic beauty. Score another point for gay marriage? Maybe?
This video pulls off the Internet hat-trick of being adorable, annoying, and disgusting all at once. Somebody get this dog a medal.
I've never seen Twilight, but for some reason I thought it was about vampires. Had I known it was actually about ice cream cake, I would have considered seeing it.
This cake has fanned the flames, if you will, of my inner struggle between Gay and Fat. And Fat is winning. Pride Parade Food Fight 2010: it's coming.
http://armorgames.com/play/4079/rabbit-wants-cake
Awesome Game. Robot Rabbit needs that cake. Program him to get it.
Flickr user “snotboogie” posted pictures of his wedding cake, which is modeled after the town square from the Back To The Future movies. Complete with tiny delicious DeLorean.
Culture Buzz When this kid's ownership of birthday cake is threatened, everything falls apart. Come on, you guys, we've all been there (except, instead of cake, it's usually alcohol).
This is actually not performance art but a real, cake-baking oven photographed in Liberia. Life lesson: unorthodox ovens lead to panty-dropping and delicious desserts.
This is a public service announcement targeted at people who try to combine foods that shouldn't be combined.
This guy “tastefully” resigned from his job by writing his boss on a sheet cake. Mmm, disappointment never looked so delicious!
No hard feelings, OK? Here's cake with my resignation statement. In case you can't make out the frosting script, it reads: “Dear Mr. Bowers, during the past three years, my tenure at the Hunters Point Naval Shipyard has been nothing short of pure excitement, joy and whim. However, I have decided to spend more time with my family and attend to health issues that have recently arisen. I am proud to have been part of such an outstanding team and I wish this organization only the finest in future endeavors. Please accept this cake as not notification that I am leaving my position with NWT on March 27. Sincerely, W. Neil Berrett.”
See also: how to win my love forever. I'm really just posting this because the photos are mesmerizing. It's like there's a whole other world inside that cake, and I want to live there.
Everyone loves crazy cakes — this one looks like a friendly squid, but thankfully doesn't taste like one.
It's an amazingly detailed cake in the shape of Minas Tirith from the Lord of the Rings. Awesome! Check out Cake Wrecks for more LOTR-themed deliciousness, including an entire LOTR-themed wedding with another great Minas Tirith cake. (Sucks to be the girl who got asked to dress as a hobbit. If I am in your LOTR-themed wedding, please make me an elf.)
It's not like we have to tell you (uncanny!), but this is Oprah's head in cake form.
http://www.nitrome.com/games/fatcat/
This little flash game is like Space Invaders with a minor twist: you feed cake to the cat for a “megaburp”.
http://howto.wired.com/wiki/Make_Cake_in_a_Mug
Just because you're too lazy to bake doesn't mean you shouldn't be able to have hot chocolate cake whenever the mood strikes. Go ahead and try this, but I'm waiting for the ready-mixed version to come out — all those steps! I'm daunted and yet hungry.