An early ’80s Cabbage Patch Kids pattern book might have been the cause of some early body image issues in a lot of kids.
The decade that was truly, truly, truly outrageous.
These were the toys that won the hearts of ’80s girls (and some boys) everywhere.
Get your one-of-a-kind Steven Tyler doll on eBay. Cabbage Patch dolls really shouldn’t be allowed to have facial hair.
Ottawa resident Richard Osborn is currently on trial for making and possessing pornography, as well as voyeurism. Among the videos seized at his arrest were several depicting him, um, penetrating a Cabbage Patch doll, which had been altered to provide easily accessible…orifices…I don’t think I can continue. This man just ejaculated all over my childhood.
Want to scare the hell out of your kids this Halloween? Show them pictures of these limited edition Election Cabbage Patch Dolls.
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