Although the sentiment is sweet, this is still not the appropriate method of cloning. Nevertheless, we'll take giant paws over fat guy butts anyday.
Just noticed Rob Corddry is butt-ass naked sitting on the foot from Lost in his Twitter icon. And he's a suggested user, which means your mom sees this. Twitter, you cool with that?
At the FINA World Championships in Rome, swimmer Ricky Behrens's suit split at the last minute, and he was forced to compete with his tushy in full view. He came in fourth, which - in the end - actually helped push the American team into the finals, so you might say he covered America's ass with his very own. That's taking one for the team.
Dogs aren't always man's best friend. A little doggy handshake takes a criminal twist at the end of this man's naked webcam session.
Even fuzzy bunny Sadie needs to let one rip every once in a while. Okay, yes, it's a sound effect, but you guys! Who cares! Bunny fart!
Pricasso paints stuff with his dong and butt, like this portrait of Dubya getting “reared” by a bull [market]. Although we could do without the lamé leg warmers.
It's not every day with Rachel Ray that you see the esteemed “chef” grabbing some rock star's ass. But that's just what she did earlier this week at her SXSW preview party in New York. Then she tried to steal Semi Precious Weapons frontman Justin Tranter's boots.
This is an unfortunate tattoo that makes me think of the word “buttmunch.” NSFW if your boss doesn't approve of some nerd's pale ass.
Parisian artist Tony Reggazoni sculpts fake butt plugs from clay. Is it wrong that the one in the upper right hand corner reminds us of Darth Vader?
This is what a hippo looks like from behind. More fun: that baby hippo is named Paula, and she is only 18 days old! You can watch a video of her swimming at the source.
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It's just like The Vagina Monologues, but for gay dudes (and happily married guys who never miss a “weekend fishing trip with the guys”). Upon hearing about this, expect Eve Ensler's own vagina to explode into flames.
Culture Buzz A vandal locals are calling the “Butt Bandit” has been leaving greased-up ass stains on the windows of stores, churches and schools all around a small Nebraska town. He was finally caught this morning. But this is sad! Butt Banditry is exactly the kind of street graffiti big cities have been waiting for! Butt Bandit, sir, consider this your official invitation to New York.
Culture Buzz Salon's ode to the First Lady-Elect's booty reflects a preoccupation with her posterior. Thank god the election's over so we can start objectifying the first black First Lady. It's ok now, right guys?
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Moon River, wider than a mile.
Pictures of the Academy Award winner having fun while out with friends. He just seems so happy, doesn’t he?
Style Buzz It’s a bra for your butt! The Double-O Push-up Thong is the newest and most nonsensical way to increase one’s Tailfeather.
Food Buzz New web porn / fetish site features videos of girls farting into a cake very graphically. Totally NSFW. I don’t care where you work.
Style Buzz For some reason, there are people who think regular panties just aren’t revealing enough. So they built panties that show extra amounts of butt cleavage!
Culture Buzz A Russian spa erects a monument to the enema. The history of tribute for the enema has been irregular at best. Finally, the enema gets washed in a free flow of praise. The monument will help cleanse the murky history of this misaligned procedure who’s narrative has been congested with ill acclaim. (via osf)
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