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7 Things You Might Believe Aren't Butter
Food Buzz At first I thought it was butter. Then I thought, oh, it must be “I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.” Then I realized it wasn't even that. I couldn't believe it.
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Paula Deen Still Really Loves Butter
Celebrity Buzz Just in case you thought she had changed her programming and/or recipes in light of her diabetes diagnosis.
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Paula Deen Confirms She Has Diabetes, Plus 25 Reasons Why We're Not Surprised
Celebrity Buzz This morning, Paula Deen sat down with the “Today Show” to address the claim that she has diabetes. Deen says she was diagnosed over three years ago but waited until today to say anything because she “had to figure things out in my own head.” “I've always encouraged moderation,” she continued, and remains hopeful: “I'm here today to let the world know, it is not a death sentence.”
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Video: A Butter Message To The USA
America needs to wake up. There is a butter shortage in Norway, and Christmas is right around the corner. (via bestweekever.tv)
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Fried Butter On A Stick
Culture Buzz Really America? Really? Somewhere Paula Deen is crying big, fat, buttery tears of joy.
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25 OK Butter Sculptures That Are Probably Not Worth Having A Heart Attack Over But Here They Are, Have Fun
Culture Buzz Are you going to a state fair this weekend? No? Alright, well if you can't make it out to the state fair this summer maybe this list will provide that butter sculpture fix of yours until next year. Oh you don't have a butter sculpture fix? That isn't a thing? You'd just rather eat the butter? Well until BuzzFeed adds a taste component to the website I can't help you…In any case here are some butter sculptures that are pretty disgusting I guess but maybe this is your kind of thing. Friday!
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Top 25 Reasons Paula Deen Has Diabetes
Sports Buzz It was revealed recently, in the least shocking news of the year, that Paula Deen has Type 2 Diabetes. Here are but a few of her own recipes that might explain the delicious diagnosis. Diabetes is, of course, no laughing matter. But come on.
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Video: Roaches In Butter Prank
Living in this house must be hell. One of these days, someone's going to find real bugs in their food and not even be fazed by it.
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Butter Boobs
Science Buzz Here's a classic… I remember the summer I discovered this. My mom wondered for months where her butter boxes were disappearing to? [Ed. note: LOL.] (Via Anomalies Unlimited.)
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Image: Butter Sculptures
Butter doesn't just make everything you put it on taste delicious, it's also material for artistic creation — ready for viewing at county fairs across the country. Ironically, the beauty queens whose likeness are carved in butter probably avoid eating its fatty beauty at all costs.
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Video: Two Paula Deens
Melanie Hutsell, SNL's top player for a brief period in 1993 (remember her Jan “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!” Brady?) has reappeared with an impressive impersonation of butter enthusiast Paula Deen. And, just for the record, we'd like to adopt Paula as our nana. (And we'd take Melanie as the weird aunt, too, just so she doesn't feel left out.)
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Butter Water
Food Buzz When water's too bland and soda's too sweet, there's always butter water, which is like a milkshake made from heart attacks. Incidentally, this is what Paula Deen refers to when she says to “just add water.”
