LUCKIEST TOUR BUS EVER.
LUCKIEST TOUR BUS EVER.
[Insert butt pun here.]
She posed for photographer Jork Weissman’s new book, Asleep At The Chateau along with several other celebrities. [NSFW]
When you need the motivation to select the hill sequence at the gym. NSFW
Lifestyles of the rich and the famous, heh? NSFW-ish.
Pedal to the MAX.
Laptop-maker ASUS’s controversial tweet comes on a day when the blogosphere is already abuzz over sexism in the tech world.
Prepare to be blown away March 25.
Jub Jub the dog is on his way to becoming a Youtube petsation, one butt video at a time.
Keep an eye on that left hand. Advantage Nadal.
Considering the behavior of certain police lately, this photo is oozing with righteous schadenfreude. This anonymous Chilean activist just delivered the taint shot heard round the world. Kick whichever ass you choose with our handy Photo Editor at the bottom of the page!
Julia Gilard has some sticky fingaz. Actual moment of ass grabbery or photo taken out of context? Surely it’s the latter, but we can dream.
Good. Pat Lynch, a high school football coach in Wyoming, resigned this week after outrage among parents over the following “Hurt Feelings Report.” Apparently in an effort to mock anti-bullying efforts, he distributed this to the football team at Buffalo High School. WARNING: Offensive language and unfunny jokes.
No better way to let everyone know your sarcasm by flashing a little skin. Cool tattoo, just don’t moon me, bro!
The name for the new personal assistant on iPhone 4S is going to be the butt of many jokes. Tim Cook really looked like an ass. Apple will never hear the end of this. Whoever came up with this name was a bum. I can’t think of a pun for anus. And so forth.
Sorry, every other life form on the planet…better luck next time around. It’s days like this I thank God we have access to AP photos. View List ›
Excuse me…I’m going to go vomit. A lot. Why would you dress a child up as Dolly Parton and strut her around…wait…sorry…more vomit. View Media ›
The most depth ever displayed by a Kardashian. These are from the upcoming issue of World’s Most Beautiful, which will come with glasses and be in 3D. Ironic since most men will use this magazine in a fashion that will render them blind. View List ›
Professional Twitterbitionist Adrianne Curry was swarmed by cops at Comic-Con for wearing little more than a black licorice rope as an Aeon Flux costume. Here she is in the offending costume, the naughtiest bits covered to prevent arrest. (via thesuperficial.com) View List ›
The world’s largest seed, the fruit of the coco de mer palm (aka, “the love nut,” “the bum seed” and “the Maldive coconut”) can be found on the Praslin, Curieuse and Seychelles islands of the Indian Ocean. It also happens to look a great deal like a woman’s naughty bits. The coco de mer is in the news recently after the foreign minister of the Seychelles gave one to Prince William and Kate Middleton as a honeymoon gift. Aside from their general genitalia-ness, this raised a few eyebrows as the love nut is also considered a powerful aphrodisiac. Here now are some people having fun with their bum seeds. View List ›
Who will win the face-off? Why the little corgi, of course. Those are some classy tactics, little corgi. Well played. [Ed. note: If this were a yapping contest, the woman in the background would have won hands-down.] Watch Video ›
If Chiclets made underwear. Anyone remember Chiclets? The delightful chicle based treat? The dainty, mint-covered, candy-coated chewing gum? Available at your finer Woolworths and Montgomery Wards for 5 cents an ounce? My decrepitude and imminent death from organ dropsy showing? More at Celebuzz. View List ›
Why yes, you are. Oh bless, so cute! View Image ›
Yup. One Mr. John David Hall of Port St. Lucie, Florida was recently arrested for an outstanding warrant. He was taken to the station and officers conducted a routine search of Mr. Hall’s person. And now we turn it over to the police report. View List ›
A map by Mother Jones illustrating which states, in defiance of the Supreme Court’s Lawrence v. Texas ruling, still have anti-sodomy laws on the books. Way to go Kansas, Oklahoma and Texas! They form what is known as “Teh Buttsecks Belt.” View Image ›
California convict Earl Lee Vogt is being charged with smuggling contraband into prison, contraband his jailers believe was “keystered.” Vogt raised suspicions when he complained to guards that, “My ass is bleeding.” Here are the keystered items which may have prompted such discomfort. While this is an impressive score, Vogt still trails this woman in the hotly contest sport of cavity smuggling. View List ›
The Centers For Disease Control released their findings from a 2006-2008 study of the sexual behavior of 15-to-24-year-olds in the United States, aka The Percentage of People Who Are Winning, Duh. Not much has changed since their last survey in 2002. Although you’ll notice that twice as many women report same sex relations as men. Super Winning, Duh. View Image ›
This eliminates that wedgie problem.