Celebrity Buzz She's going to have sand in uncomfortable places. From the shoot for her “Starship” video in Hawaii.
Celebrity Buzz This year, give the gift of art porn. The Pirelli Calendar Club released its annual collection of classy nudes, including Kate Moss and Milla Jovovich, by photographer Mario Sorrenti. And this is only half. See the rest at Fashionista.
Culture Buzz Jub Jub the dog is on his way to becoming a Youtube petsation, one butt video at a time.
Celebrity Buzz No, really…see for yourself. Not making a value judgement, just a factual observation.
Celebrity Buzz Diddy served as “executive editor” on this new coffee table book, a collection of artful ass photography by Raphael Mazzucco. “Culo” is Spanish for booty, by the by. Keep an eye out for celebrity culo from Lady Gaga, Nicole Scherzinger and Stacy Keibler.
Culture Buzz Considering the behavior of certain police lately, this photo is oozing with righteous schadenfreude. This anonymous Chilean activist just delivered the taint shot heard round the world. Kick whichever ass you choose with our handy Photo Editor at the bottom of the page!
Politics Buzz Julia Gilard has some sticky fingaz. Actual moment of ass grabbery or photo taken out of context? Surely it's the latter, but we can dream.
Culture Buzz Good. Pat Lynch, a high school football coach in Wyoming, resigned this week after outrage among parents over the following “Hurt Feelings Report.” Apparently in an effort to mock anti-bullying efforts, he distributed this to the football team at Buffalo High School. WARNING: Offensive language and unfunny jokes.
No better way to let everyone know your sarcasm by flashing a little skin. Cool tattoo, just don't moon me, bro!
Tech Buzz The name for the new personal assistant on iPhone 4S is going to be the butt of many jokes. Tim Cook really looked like an ass. Apple will never hear the end of this. Whoever came up with this name was a bum. I can't think of a pun for anus. And so forth.
Celebrity Buzz Sorry, every other life form on the planet…better luck next time around. It's days like this I thank God we have access to AP photos.
Culture Buzz Excuse me…I'm going to go vomit. A lot. Why would you dress a child up as Dolly Parton and strut her around…wait…sorry…more vomit.
Celebrity Buzz The most depth ever displayed by a Kardashian. These are from the upcoming issue of World's Most Beautiful, which will come with glasses and be in 3D. Ironic since most men will use this magazine in a fashion that will render them blind.
Culture Buzz Have you seen this posterior-pricker? Police are investigating a series of strange attacks in the Fairfax, Virginia area in which a man is slashing the buttocks of young women with a box cutter or razor. It's certainly not funny, and this is clearly a disturbed individual who is inflicting violence on women, but the reporter in this clip actually uses the phrase “booty stabber.” C'mon. (via nydailynews.com)
Celebrity Buzz Professional Twitterbitionist Adrianne Curry was swarmed by cops at Comic-Con for wearing little more than a black licorice rope as an Aeon Flux costume. Here she is in the offending costume, the naughtiest bits covered to prevent arrest. (via thesuperficial.com)
Culture Buzz The world's largest seed, the fruit of the coco de mer palm (aka, “the love nut,” “the bum seed” and “the Maldive coconut”) can be found on the Praslin, Curieuse and Seychelles islands of the Indian Ocean. It also happens to look a great deal like a woman's naughty bits. The coco de mer is in the news recently after the foreign minister of the Seychelles gave one to Prince William and Kate Middleton as a honeymoon gift. Aside from their general genitalia-ness, this raised a few eyebrows as the love nut is also considered a powerful aphrodisiac. Here now are some people having fun with their bum seeds.
Celebrity Buzz No one, not even Rihanna, is immune to the Charmin-like qualities of her ass. Anyone remember Mr. Whipple? The Charmin spokesman? Catchphrase was “Don't squeeze the Charmin”? Hello? Is this internet on? I am so very, very old. (via buzzworthy.mtv.com)
Who will win the face-off? Why the little corgi, of course. Those are some classy tactics, little corgi. Well played. [Ed. note: If this were a yapping contest, the woman in the background would have won hands-down.]
Celebrity Buzz To silence all the conspiracy theories surrounding her monumental money-maker, Kim Kardashian got an x-ray of her ass. This proves nothing. We all know Kim Kardashian's Ass was born in Kenya. Nice try, Kim Kardashian's Ass…or should I say, Barry Sotero?!?!?
Celebrity Buzz If Chiclets made underwear. Anyone remember Chiclets? The delightful chicle based treat? The dainty, mint-covered, candy-coated chewing gum? Available at your finer Woolworths and Montgomery Wards for 5 cents an ounce? My decrepitude and imminent death from organ dropsy showing? More at Celebuzz.
Celebrity Buzz They're really not that tight, though. But everyone on the internet is going cuckoo bonkers bananas over her “skintight, painted on, ass-hugging, butt-sculpting jeans!” It's our solemn duty, however, to report on the latest internet trends. Even if that internet trend is Pippa Middleton's pants. Again, solemn duty. More over at Pop Sugar.
Culture Buzz Yup. One Mr. John David Hall of Port St. Lucie, Florida was recently arrested for an outstanding warrant. He was taken to the station and officers conducted a routine search of Mr. Hall's person. And now we turn it over to the police report.
A map by Mother Jones illustrating which states, in defiance of the Supreme Court's Lawrence v. Texas ruling, still have anti-sodomy laws on the books. Way to go Kansas, Oklahoma and Texas! They form what is known as “Teh Buttsecks Belt.”
Culture Buzz California convict Earl Lee Vogt is being charged with smuggling contraband into prison, contraband his jailers believe was “keystered.” Vogt raised suspicions when he complained to guards that, “My ass is bleeding.” Here are the keystered items which may have prompted such discomfort. While this is an impressive score, Vogt still trails this woman in the hotly contest sport of cavity smuggling.
Celebrity Buzz The future Mrs. Prince William is, as the Brits say, quite fit. She will be the hottest member of any Royal Family since Colin Firth (I am an ignorant Yank who can't tell the difference between reality and movies). More over at Celebuzz.
Celebrity Buzz As well as some other parts of her body in the latest issue of Out. The tattoos make her crotch look like a Masonic lodge.
The Centers For Disease Control released their findings from a 2006-2008 study of the sexual behavior of 15-to-24-year-olds in the United States, aka The Percentage of People Who Are Winning, Duh. Not much has changed since their last survey in 2002. Although you'll notice that twice as many women report same sex relations as men. Super Winning, Duh.