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Possibly the best way to prove you desperately need a job in this economy. After all, you just blew your life savings on business cards.
Created by ASHA for the Gadget Shop, in case of emergency: use mustache card.
Culture Buzz Starting a new business? These witty one-liner cards are for you. The unicorn one killed me. (As seen on officialhype)
Who you gonna call? You've got a lot more options than just the Ghostbusters now.
http://www.webdesignerdepot.com/2010/06/how-to-design-you...
As web designers and developers, we often overlook printed marketing materials. But on occasion, they can come in very handy: at conferences, when we meet face-to-face with clients, or when we happen to run into someone we might want to do business with. Having business cards is a great way to promote yourself in the physical world.
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark! The Penny Shooter Business Card allows you to load up to ten US pennies and fire them off in rapid succession! I feel like a little kid, get the prototype here.
http://mashable.com/2009/06/11/virtual-business-card/
What's that, you're still printing your business card on paper? That is so last year. These days, business cards are going all virtual and that's a good thing. Not only are paperless business cards good for the environment, and easier to carry, they're also unlimited.
Remember that famous scene where Christian Bale wigs out over a business card? This is basically the same thing. Just real. And not ultimately ironic.
Say what you want with four little words. See if you can avoid confrontation by handing out the Douche Card and walking away. Just make sure that as you are walking away, you also watch your back for the sucker punch you're gonna get to the skull.
My friend's site is the top Google Search result for “bad ass mother fucker” so he was able to make this bad ass business card.
And you thought these reactions were bad. A million face palms is not…
At a town hall style meeting in Portland, Maine today a woman…
