http://mashable.com/2009/06/11/virtual-business-card/
What's that, you're still printing your business card on paper? That is so last year. These days, business cards are going all virtual and that's a good thing. Not only are paperless business cards good for the environment, and easier to carry, they're also unlimited.
Remember that famous scene where Christian Bale wigs out over a business card? This is basically the same thing. Just real. And not ultimately ironic.
Say what you want with four little words. See if you can avoid confrontation by handing out the Douche Card and walking away. Just make sure that as you are walking away, you also watch your back for the sucker punch you're gonna get to the skull.
My friend's site is the top Google Search result for “bad ass mother fucker” so he was able to make this bad ass business card.