Parker Posey The Cash-Strapped Genie Leads The Daily Links
Plus the Bob’s Burgers taste test, how they made the dino sounds in Jurassic Park, and those spring trees that smell like… you know.
Plus the Bob’s Burgers taste test, how they made the dino sounds in Jurassic Park, and those spring trees that smell like… you know.
It was a watershed year for innovative “food products” all around the world.
Be careful, though. There are some good sound effects at work here and you WILL want a burger.
Test your knowledge of these classic fast food joints and see if you’re a true burger connoisseur.
Thrilled about Obama’s win? Bitterly disappointed? Deeply ambivalent? Food can help you process all of these emotions.
This is actually taken from a Burger King Netherlands ad. Pair with some pizza slice earrings to complete the whole mouthwatering look.
Last month, Quick (a European fast food restaurant), announced the launch of a burger in honor of Darth Vader. It’s been on sale in France for 3 days now, and here’s how it looks. Still wanna try it?
Om nom nom! These bite-sized cheeseburgers look absolutely scrumptious! (Via Complete Nerdom) View List ›
Up until now, we’ve seen Angry Birds Cake, and Angry Bird Bento Boxes. Today, we’re witness to another level of savory: Angry Birds Burgers. View Image ›
In Waco, Texas, you can mosey on down to the local burger joint and eat a fat ho! Doesn’t that sound appetizing? I hope Soulja Boy visits the restaurant, so he can superman dat hooooo! View Media ›
McDonald’s in the Czech Republic now features burgers named after New York City locations. “What’s more American than a McDonald’s hamburger from New York?” asks a small child from the Czech Republic. Nothing, young Michal, nothing at all. View List ›
Burger King recently released a Nacho Whopper…in the Netherlands. It’s not available stateside. The amount of sense this makes is in the Bret Easton Ellis realm, because it’s less than zero. The Nacho Whopper would clog U.S. drive thrus faster than it would clog U.S. blood holes (science lingo). Here are a bunch of fast foods only available abroad which need to emigrate to my mouth. View List ›
Lawmakers in California are blaming Happy Meal toys for making kids like fast food. So they’ve outlawed them. Surely this will cut down on all those 5-year-olds driving to McDonalds and buying themselves burgers and Star Wars trinkets. Surely.
Check out this psychedelic map illustrating the territorial dominance of McDonald’s vs. other fast food chains around the country. (Via Consumerist) View Image ›
Fast food chain Burgerville in Oregon has started adding the itemized nutritional value of your order to your receipt. And now it’s official: this is why you’re fat. View Image ›
…Ok, Fresh-N-Fast Is Pretty Much Just In-N-Out. Fresh-N-Fast is NYC’s answer to In-N-Out, with the same look, menu, and feel, but they have one thing that In-N-Out doesn’t: A copyright lawsuit to deal with. View Image ›
Finally, proof that some models do enjoy the occasional American meal of choice. Also, hey, Fashion Industry. You’re going to keep pumping this sh*t out, huh? View Image ›
Half-naked male models scarfing down Big Macs and shakes in public, in their underwear. We’re not sure about you, but we’d suggest the dude in the middle order another milkshake or two. The visible rib cage went out of style with heroin chic and Auschwitz, bro-ham. View Image ›
They just want to make sure you are absolutely certain you know what you are getting. View Image ›
A small but dedicated group of seven men, dedicated to finding the best burgers in New York City. The Burger of the Month Club is meting this weekend in NYC in their continuing search for the best burger. You can aid them in their search by helping them pick the next venue on their website. Here’s their current top ten burgers in the Big Apple. 1 Peter Luger’s 2 Donovan’s Pub 3 City Hall 4 Primehouse 5 Bobby Van’s Grille 6 Burger Joint 7 Landmarc 8 Genesis 9 Black Iron Burger 10 Back Forty
Have you been waiting for a video of Padma deep-throating a burger? Today is your lucky day! Watch Video ›
Named after the bank that sponsors the ballpark of the West Michigan Whitecaps, the Fifth Third burger weighs in at 5/3 pounds, and is stacked with beef, lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, chili and …Fritos. For just $20, the burger feeds “one to four people,” making it the second best way to suffer cardiac arrest as a result of the recession. View Image ›
A look at Burger King’s fancy new, pseudo-restaurant-style layout, which opened its first outlet yesterday in Orlando. On hand: Bourbon Whoppers, Three-Cheese Steakhouse XT burgers, and Pepper Bacon Steakhouse XT burgers with 22 different toppings. In related news, Arby’s has discontinued their squirrel nuggets. View Image ›
I think what they’re going for here is: boobs. View Image ›
Burger aficionado? Heart attack fan? Then head down to Chandler, Arizona, where The Heart Attack Grill is likely to help ascend to the heavens (or the hospital) after chowing down on the Quadruple Bypass Burger, seen below. (And don’t worry - there are untrained “sexy” nurses on staff at all times.) The restaurant also offers hyper-caffeinated soda and no-filter cigarettes, just in case you somehow make it through the meal without dying. View Image ›
Edible Nike hamburger shoes. Nike has been experimenting with ground beef cushioning and support technologies for years, and, now, finally, a breakthrough…Ladies and Gents, I present to you the AirMaxBurger 360. (Note: Ketchup not included). View Image ›
The Jewish community is torn over whether a kosher cheeseburger being served at a NYC restaurant should be considered sacrilegious. We can think of more sacrilegious ways to consume cheeseburgers, both gastronomically and spiritually. (See cheeseburger in a can and the McDonald’s cheeseburger pizza.) Read More ›