Yes, Mom, I know that Mark Zuckerberg went to Harvard too.
On Saturday, Brown University announced in a campus-wide email obtained by BuzzFeed News that a student who reported a sexual assault in October has tested positive for a common date-rape drug.
“Yeah I’d like to put his butt in the electric chair and give him half a bolt,” Charlie Brown said laughing.
Alumni across the country are using creative tactics to pressure their alma maters into taking action.
Don’t worry, these are things you can ACTUALLY do.
“What, like it’s hard?” —Elle Woods
“This is a real job.”
“I want folks to think seriously about how slavery really works.”
In Deo Speramus, amirite?
This is how Shaq ends all of his meetings.
You can tell that he tried to play it all cool but ended up looking super excited anyway.
Not literally. Meet Ben, Yogy and Zora, offspring of mighty momma Ursina. These bundles of bouncing baby brown bear were recently born in an animal park in Switzerland.