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Video: Pete Wentz Swigs His Own Piss
While this may be a poorly disguised attempt at achieving viral infamy, we're nevertheless floored by Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz agreement to a “prank” in which he ends up drinking his own urine. If only the real prank were that he didn't actually father a kid. There isn't enough money in the world to save poor Bronx Mowgli from a dad so humiliating, he swigs pee and wears Clockwork Orange eye make-up for attention.
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Video: Jungle Book Mowgli
In honor of the birth of Bronx Mowgli Wentz, spend some time with the original Mowgli, he of the Jungle Book. Make fun of Ashlee and Pete all you want, but come kindergarten, who is going to screw with a kid named Mowgli? Not me.
